Lamentations
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Please accept my deepest apologies for this morning's . . . incident. I am told the clerics at the church are more than capable of treating minor burns. If, however, you require monetary compensation for the loss of clothing, hair, etc., you may submit to me a form with your name and the estimated damages written upon it. Do note that my salary is already being withheld through the next week to pay for the smoke damages and the melted silverware, so your compensation may be delayed for an extended period of time. In lieu of payment, I am also free to perform whatever chores or tasks you may demand.
I do, of course, take full blame for what happened. But in the future, customers, please choose your words more carefully when ordering spicy foods. The phrase 'flaming hot' is vague and can be construed to have a definition other than 'with liberal doses of tabasco sauce'. In addition, when confronted with an open fire, it is inadvised to fling the source of the flames directly at another person's head, as this is both harmful to the target and allows the fire an opportunity to spread.
If you did not partake of breakfast this morning between the hours of 0900 and 0945, you may feel free to ignore this message entirely.
((OoC: Ledah's not getting paid this week.))
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Please accept my deepest apologies for this morning's . . . incident. I am told the clerics at the church are more than capable of treating minor burns. If, however, you require monetary compensation for the loss of clothing, hair, etc., you may submit to me a form with your name and the estimated damages written upon it. Do note that my salary is already being withheld through the next week to pay for the smoke damages and the melted silverware, so your compensation may be delayed for an extended period of time. In lieu of payment, I am also free to perform whatever chores or tasks you may demand.
I do, of course, take full blame for what happened. But in the future, customers, please choose your words more carefully when ordering spicy foods. The phrase 'flaming hot' is vague and can be construed to have a definition other than 'with liberal doses of tabasco sauce'. In addition, when confronted with an open fire, it is inadvised to fling the source of the flames directly at another person's head, as this is both harmful to the target and allows the fire an opportunity to spread.
If you did not partake of breakfast this morning between the hours of 0900 and 0945, you may feel free to ignore this message entirely.
((OoC: Ledah's not getting paid this week.))