Observations from EART 65
1. Next to me sits a fat guy reading Newtype magazine. He constantly shakes his left hand like he's practicing his monkey-spanking as he drools over the girls in the magazine and mutters jokes about what the professor says loud enough so that he hopes everyone around him will hear.
2. A real conversation I just heard:
"So, wait, according to this classification stuff, we're supposed to be mammals?"
"Yeah, duh, stupid."
"But we don't have fur!"
"Yes we do, on our heads, and all over our bodies!"
"But I just waxed! This is the shittiest fur coat ever!"
By the glory of the Emperor, I declare Earth & Marine Lecture Hall B206 to be Exterminatus in Extremis.
2. A real conversation I just heard:
"So, wait, according to this classification stuff, we're supposed to be mammals?"
"Yeah, duh, stupid."
"But we don't have fur!"
"Yes we do, on our heads, and all over our bodies!"
"But I just waxed! This is the shittiest fur coat ever!"
By the glory of the Emperor, I declare Earth & Marine Lecture Hall B206 to be Exterminatus in Extremis.