Dec 24, 2004 16:15
this crap. found it in joshes... thing
01. I miss somebody right now
>>> There is no such thing as missing. only people who arent real.
02. I don't watch much TV these days
>>> the most gigantic lying mouth of all time
04. I love sleeping
>>> thats not true
05. I own lots of books
>>> burned them all down
07. I love to play video games
>>> I DONT love thinking very much
09. I've watched porn movies
>>> Bambi
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
>>> I tell other people that i believe that
13. I have acne free skin
>>> And movie star white teeth. Marry Me.
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
>>> Because hes black and i have to.
15. I curse frequently
>>> You just do it inside
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
>>> I have stayed the same and the world has rushed past me. Or maybe im in the future.
20. I'm really, really smart
>>> And you probably aren't.
21. I've never broken someone's bones
>>> Thats a lie
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
>>> It's you.
24. I'm paranoid
25. I would get plastic surgery
>>> For friends.
28. I talk really, really fast
>>> Because you think slow
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
>>> I taste like smoke and blood and dollar bills in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
>>> In an uber-trendy way.
38. I like the way that I look more or less
>>> I mean more less.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
>>> I lied to you about 25.
41. I am usually pessimistic
>>> I am a ray of sunshine.
42. I have mood swings
>>> You just cant predict well.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
>>> Shes going to be somebodies mom someday
46. I have a hidden talent
>>> Mind control
48. I think that I'm popular
>>> Mother says so. I am too cool for you! die.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
>>> I abhor true interaction.
53. I love to shop
>>> I love to waste money. My posessions are who i am.
54. I would rather shop than eat
>>> God bless America. Calvin Klein is lactose intolerant.
56. I'm bourgeois
>>> ELITE
58. I don't hate anyone
>>> Hate is just not strong enough
62. I have a cell phone
>>> Call me. Actually, dont.
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
>>> Neither have you
69. I currently have a crush on someone
>>> Its not you, sorry, lets stay friends. ALL OF YOU.
71. I want to have children
>>> Im working on the womb right now.
76. I'm not allergic to anything
>>> Except you
77. I have a lot to learn
>>> Read the question out loud... I agree, you do.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex
>>> I am very shy
81. I'm online 24/7
>>> World record.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
>>> I only do five things while im gone.
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before
>>> I did them with your mother.
89. I would die for my best friends
>>> Probably. Probably not.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
>>> I prefer to say "study"
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
>>> Im psychotic
99. I'm happy as of this moment
>>> If you want me to be.