freestyle

Dec 24, 2004 16:15

this crap. found it in joshes... thing 01. I miss somebody right now >>> There is no such thing as missing. only people who arent real. 02. I don't watch much TV these days >>> the most gigantic lying mouth of all time 04. I love sleeping >>> thats not true 05. I own lots of books >>> burned them all down 07. I love to play video games >>> I DONT love thinking very much 09. I've watched porn movies >>> Bambi 12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy >>> I tell other people that i believe that 13. I have acne free skin >>> And movie star white teeth. Marry Me. 14. I like and respect Al Sharpton >>> Because hes black and i have to. 15. I curse frequently >>> You just do it inside 16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year >>> I have stayed the same and the world has rushed past me. Or maybe im in the future. 20. I'm really, really smart >>> And you probably aren't. 21. I've never broken someone's bones >>> Thats a lie 22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal >>> It's you. 24. I'm paranoid 25. I would get plastic surgery >>> For friends. 28. I talk really, really fast >>> Because you think slow 29. I have fresh breath in the morning >>> I taste like smoke and blood and dollar bills in the morning 30. I have semi-long hair >>> In an uber-trendy way. 38. I like the way that I look more or less >>> I mean more less. 39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months >>> I lied to you about 25. 41. I am usually pessimistic >>> I am a ray of sunshine. 42. I have mood swings >>> You just cant predict well. 44. I think Britney Spears is hot >>> Shes going to be somebodies mom someday 46. I have a hidden talent >>> Mind control 48. I think that I'm popular >>> Mother says so. I am too cool for you! die. 51. I enjoy talking on the phone >>> I abhor true interaction. 53. I love to shop >>> I love to waste money. My posessions are who i am. 54. I would rather shop than eat >>> God bless America. Calvin Klein is lactose intolerant. 56. I'm bourgeois >>> ELITE 58. I don't hate anyone >>> Hate is just not strong enough 62. I have a cell phone >>> Call me. Actually, dont. 67. I have never been in a real relationship before >>> Neither have you 69. I currently have a crush on someone >>> Its not you, sorry, lets stay friends. ALL OF YOU. 71. I want to have children >>> Im working on the womb right now. 76. I'm not allergic to anything >>> Except you 77. I have a lot to learn >>> Read the question out loud... I agree, you do. 80. I am very shy around the opposite sex >>> I am very shy 81. I'm online 24/7 >>> World record. 82. I have at least 5 away messages saved >>> I only do five things while im gone. 83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before >>> I did them with your mother. 89. I would die for my best friends >>> Probably. Probably not. 91. I watch soap operas whenever I can >>> I prefer to say "study" 92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist >>> Im psychotic 99. I'm happy as of this moment >>> If you want me to be.
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