The Boatsmith

[thelobo]

Well, first off, the professor was checking his documents and he noticed that everything about the Realm of Spoooooky Ghosts has just disapeared. Garrr, I'm really startin to believe this curse now

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[_sailorstar_]

Well as soon as the captain set out for the woods, we arrived at the haunted inn! As soon as we got there, they told us that did not accept dubloons for payment. Now wheresthevash and I be very cleaver and attractive wenches to boot! So The men at this inn be hard pressed for "female company" But we werent about to do anything dishonarable. So we made out with each other in front of them for a tottal of 50$ in the local currancy! Now that we have we have room and board for the night, we can relax and let the pirates do their thing.

[wheresthevash]

Arr, and ye've been practicin' sailorstar!

[_sailorstar_]

Just you wait till we get in a room together! No use spending this money on separate rooms now is there? ;)

[wheresthevash]

Indeed not... *wiggles eyebrows* Don't forget the chains...

[thelobo]

aye, well ye'd better watch yer backs... One-Eyed Phil tells me that the keeper of this inn makes black jacks out of human skin.

[thelobo]

sorry about that, I meant to refer ye over to the inn at the other side of town, the one that takes all currencies and uses beds instead of spike pits... damn yer eyse, it be too late now.

[wheresthevash]

Arr no need fer apologies! The spikes'll add a nice touch to our sexual perversion theme! In fact, we'd best be thankin ye , Captain!

[_sailorstar_]

I have also hear that about this inn keeper. Good thing he went to the other inn for a vacation this week! And no wonder this inn be haunted..with all the human skinnin and all. Well after me and wheresthevash are done playing "good captain bad seawench" we just might decide to follow you and save your scurvy butts from the Trolls!

[thelobo]

we can fend for ourselves, thank ye, ye have a job here... me entire crew be in town and there be only one tavern, that can turn ugly quickly... and damn yer eyes, don't let them spend the whole month's pay on one night of drinking, because then they complain about what I be paying them.

[_sailorstar_]

So it's my job to baby sit your ill behaved crew is it? I think not! Don't come crying to me when that troll has your head! You will be praying for my warrior stick skills!

[thelobo]

damn yer eyes, lass, what do ye have against obeying an order... besides I thought ye'd want to be rested for when you go kill the governor, ye did claim him, remember?

[_sailorstar_]

Aye, I rember that well, and rest assured he will be no match for me. As for following your order...I lack proper motivation. Playing with wheresthevash at the inn is much more appealing to me than babysitting drunken crew. Also, following you on your adventure is much appealing than babysitting also...so what I'm saying is, perhaps you should give me a good reason to.

[thelobo]

alright, how about this: if ye don't listen I'll keel haul ye.

[_sailorstar_]

If I do listen, will you make me kiss the gunners daughter?

[thelobo]

maybe if ye listen more than once

[_sailorstar_]

Well I'm off to find the crew then..That is as soon as wharesthevash hurrys up and puts her clothes back on ;)