The Gale

Aug 03, 2004 18:58

Arrrr, so I awoke to the sound of me navigator barging into me quarters, "gale storm, fuck shit ass cock shit, tearing up all the, mother shit face ass fart, all the masts."
Aye, 'twas quite a gale, none of me masts were torn up, that was just me crazy navigator with turrets, but it had the potential, needless to day I hoisted the sails right away, then a spoooooky ghost flew by and snatched up one of me crew members.
Well, the news be not good. The professor told me that he was down in his quarters researching this "Realm of Spoooooky Ghosts." He tells me that there be a perpetual storm in this area. A storm that can't be waited out because it goes on forever.
So, basically, if I sit here with the sails hoisted, I'll be sitting in one place forever until the ghosts snatch up every last one of us.
Me desperate plan be to let down the sails, move out of the realm as quickly as possible, and just suffer the damage. Damn this scurvy "Realm of Spoooooky Ghosts." Arrrrrrrr.
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