Day 1
Avast! The name is Captain Jack Wolfe, the new scourge of the Spanish Maine. Well, not yet, but if One-Eyed Phil has taught me anything it's that all the great pirates started off like me. Ye can read up about me past life in me bio, right now I'm focusing on the present. the professor, my dear friend of many years and me first mate has been doing some research, he has. He's come across a legend of an ancient Incan treasure. The buttsex tool of Pablo Buttsex. According to the legend, Pablo Buttsex was a prince at the time, and a buttsex fiend. The gods didn't like the idea of a buttsex fiend so they struck him down and put a curse upon his prized golden buttsex tool. Now, I don't know much about this curse business, but if there's such a treasure, I want it. Me reputation could use the boost at this stage. We load up the ship tonight and we head out at the crack of dawn tomorrow.