Be Ye a Pirate?
In less than a week, I'll be making me triumphant return to LJ, but be ye worthy enough to join me in me adventures. Here be some pirate guidelines:
- A pirate's favorite food: meat, a pirate would rather die from the scurvy than get his required servings of vegetables.
- A pirate's favorite music: that be a tricky question, arrrrrr let me tell ye a story to help answer that, a few of me non-pirate friends were getting ready to go to a concert for some band called Something Corporate, when I asked them who the fuck Something Corporate was, they looked at me like I had shit oozing out of me ears, yet, none of them could tell me who the Rat pack was. If ye be one of those people, ye be not a pirate... ska sucks, techno sucks, punk sucks, hip hop sucks, emo sucks, hardcore sucks, country sucks except for Johnny Cash, he be badass. Pirates listen to the good stuff.
- A pirate's favorite drink: Bacardi Superior, straight up, no chaser
- Every pirate looks forward to the fall, it be his favorite season... if ye'd rather celebrate Christmas than Halloween or Talk Like a Pirate Day, then ye be a fag
- If ye enjoy the game Halo, never visit me journal again, ye be the farthest thing from a pirate, loser
- Pirates hate math, that be why we always hire navigators that no one ever talks to
- A pirate's favorite soup: fuckin' clam chowder
- A pirate's favorite car: if I don't live someplace where I can walk every place I need to get to, I'm moving somewhere else
- A pirate's favorite movie: anything that doesn't have hugh grant, richard gere, or ben affleck in it, and every pirate has a black spot on ben affleck being in dogma and gaying it up
- A pirate's favorite actor: Jackie Chan, why ye ask? well, if ye be asking that then get out of here before I keel haul ye, bilge rat
Well, basically, the point of this entry be that Jackie Chan rock's saddam hussein's ass. If ye don't like Jackie Chan, then ye be a fag.
- A pirate's favorite food: meat, a pirate would rather die from the scurvy than get his required servings of vegetables.
- A pirate's favorite music: that be a tricky question, arrrrrr let me tell ye a story to help answer that, a few of me non-pirate friends were getting ready to go to a concert for some band called Something Corporate, when I asked them who the fuck Something Corporate was, they looked at me like I had shit oozing out of me ears, yet, none of them could tell me who the Rat pack was. If ye be one of those people, ye be not a pirate... ska sucks, techno sucks, punk sucks, hip hop sucks, emo sucks, hardcore sucks, country sucks except for Johnny Cash, he be badass. Pirates listen to the good stuff.
- A pirate's favorite drink: Bacardi Superior, straight up, no chaser
- Every pirate looks forward to the fall, it be his favorite season... if ye'd rather celebrate Christmas than Halloween or Talk Like a Pirate Day, then ye be a fag
- If ye enjoy the game Halo, never visit me journal again, ye be the farthest thing from a pirate, loser
- Pirates hate math, that be why we always hire navigators that no one ever talks to
- A pirate's favorite soup: fuckin' clam chowder
- A pirate's favorite car: if I don't live someplace where I can walk every place I need to get to, I'm moving somewhere else
- A pirate's favorite movie: anything that doesn't have hugh grant, richard gere, or ben affleck in it, and every pirate has a black spot on ben affleck being in dogma and gaying it up
- A pirate's favorite actor: Jackie Chan, why ye ask? well, if ye be asking that then get out of here before I keel haul ye, bilge rat
Well, basically, the point of this entry be that Jackie Chan rock's saddam hussein's ass. If ye don't like Jackie Chan, then ye be a fag.