I Be Back

[thelobo]

On the rocks? Yaarrrrr, real sea dogs drink it straight up. I bet ye be wondering how me crew and I defeated the entire english armada. Well, we didn't, here be the story

Comments

[_sailorstar_]

YAY! Then I smashed his tea set!

[thelobo]

Arr, I ruined your british friend's shit, he had it coming though, the dumbfuck.

[_sailorstar_]

I suppose....Im so glad your back! *gives syphalis*

[thelobo]

yaaargh, even Smickley ruined that stupid kid.

[lyonwai]

Pirates suck.

[_sailorstar_]

Marilyn Manson sucks.

[thelobo]

Wanna know what I hate, goth losers who spell vampire as vampyre because it be the old way to spell it and they be so goth, but then they go to crystal meth raves, listen to shitty hardcore music like marilyn manson, and have sex with dead animals. There was a time, me hearties, when gothic used to mean archaic and beautiful and classy. Like the dark tales of count dracula, or the hand-built arches of those old cathedrals. Now goth be stupid losers who dress in fishnets and paint their faces white who listen to shitty music and talk about how painful life be. They constantly beg for attention by threatening to commit suicide, even though no one gives a shit. Ever notice how goths hate conformity, but they be the most recognizeable group... goths be stupid, they should stop whining and just kill themselves already. Oh, bilge rat, and by the way pyrates will kick vampyres ass anyday... and look it up, that be the correct archaic way to spell pirate. Damn yer eyes lass, goths suck, no I just be rambling... tomorrow be National

[lyonwai]

Firstly, I am not a goth. You left a comment in my journal about this, to which I responded

[draupnir2005]

You forgot to use pirate lingo, like Arr, Bilge Rat and Matey.

By the way, Pirates suck. They suck in stories, and have no relevance to the world modern. Pirates suck, and I'm not ruined, so go break your spine in five places, and give yourself a blowjob already.

...Goths -do- suck though.

[lyonwai]

i refuse to use the pirate lingo, because I do not like it. Yes, goths do suck, but they have some pretty cool clothes!

[draupnir2005]

Yeah, mass produced, un-original clothes. My yellow top is better, and it wasn't mass produced, so nyaaaaaah.

[lyonwai]

Yeah, mass produced, but still, most clothing is now. your yellow top rocks, you managed to find an item of clothing to match with it that totally clashed!

[draupnir2005]

it clashed with what?

[lyonwai]

The blue of your jeans

[draupnir2005]

Your point? I'm not a goth, I'm a trendy reject, and while it clashed, I liked it, so once again, Nyaaaaaaah.

[lyonwai]

I liked it too, so nyah back!