http://www.livejournal.com/users/bussboy/111810.html?view=320194#t320194 "Congrats on the european lifestyle in philly.
At first i thought you were living in switzerland or austria, that's the only reason you don't get a 5 star review.
The format of this post is delightfully original and any night drinking wine and other beverages is a fantastic time.
It's a damn shame you censored what happened after you took off your clothes. It would have been a much more rewarding read if you even made up shit about pooping in the shower or masturbating to the nightly weatherman.
OK!"