the start of something magnificent
Fore score and zero days minus three and one score ago, that is to say, this very day, we came to the understanding and belief that in order to prosper in a gang, equality amongst gang members must be obtained. however this is simply not possibly if transportation and communication are lacking in such a gang. we are therefore declaring independence from the evil empire of crag in order to complete the fruition of my crotch. all who read this have the option of joining crotch. should you choose not to, we shall infest you with crabs and the like. we hold these truths to be self evident, that all gangs are not created equal. ours is better.