Today shall be a sexual experience.
Ok. In half an hour I'm going to a golf party. Dress up in golf attire. 18 Houses (holes) and 36 kegs. Starts at noon and ends at 3 in the morning. Mud wrestling, midget tossing, bikini contest, ice luges, 3 story funnel, and over 4 thousand dollars worth of liquor. If I don't drunk dial you call me any time after 3, and I shall be quite inebriated.