kinda funny story actually... *Stupid People*

Mar 27, 2007 11:52

Stupid people make me laugh...
Went to bed at 11ish last night
finally going to bed early.
room phone rings at 2:45 AM
stumble to the phone wondering who could possibly need me at this hour...
"Hello is this Elizabeth Urban?"
"yes," I say...
"This is DPS, your car in Lot 4 is blocking the aisle, we're going to need you to move it."
"My what? How? I parked it just fine last night."
"Its blocking the aisle, you need to move it, there is a police officer out there right now."
"Ok.. I guess but it seems impossible."
So I woke up Dan to drag him out there...
Fearing that this was a prank...
All I could think was maybe I didn't pull my car into the spot enough...
But why would I have to move it now.
Dan and I are just like, we have to see this.
Walk up to the lot
look down the aisle
and there is my car.
COMPLETELY BLOCKING THE AISLE
Not one part of my car was in a parking spot.
OMFG How the hell did it get there?!?!?!
The first thing I said to the officer was "That is not where I left it!"
The officer assured me she knew that, and showed me why.
She said that someone DRAGGED my car out of my spot.
Someone fucking "dragged" my 1992 Buick Park Avenue...
Once again... IMPOSSIBLE.
there wasn't any evidence except for
some marks on the ground from my tires being "dragged".
it seems like the only other possibility was that it was pushed by another car...
However, there was no evidence of that either.
I don't know if it was a prank or what...
But I hate whoever did it.
And i think you are stupid.
Stupid and a dumbass...
thanks for the 2AM wake up call.
quite enjoyable let me tell you.

that's all for now I'll update more later.
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