Don't be so quick to walk away - unless you're Rachel
Ok, so my first clubbing experience.... hmmm, one word to describe it? TRAUMATIC!!! Went to a ghetto place, and the overall vibe was pretty sketch.
Ugh... dirty guys. I mean, I was there to dance... not have guys rubbing their crotches all over me. I smell like cigarettes, vomit and bad cologne. I'm haunted by memories of crunchy bad rap songs and sweaty men with big hands and gold chains. The black guys like me... I'm convinced it's my butt.
It was funny though, this little creepy guy who spoke very little English comes up and tries to get me and Shaina to dance with him and his buddies. She promptly grabs my hand and says, "Sorry, we're here together. We're a couple." I laughed so hard.
All in all, I would chalk up tonight as a memorable experience that I will later laugh at. But for now I'm going to go shower.
Ugh... dirty guys. I mean, I was there to dance... not have guys rubbing their crotches all over me. I smell like cigarettes, vomit and bad cologne. I'm haunted by memories of crunchy bad rap songs and sweaty men with big hands and gold chains. The black guys like me... I'm convinced it's my butt.
It was funny though, this little creepy guy who spoke very little English comes up and tries to get me and Shaina to dance with him and his buddies. She promptly grabs my hand and says, "Sorry, we're here together. We're a couple." I laughed so hard.
All in all, I would chalk up tonight as a memorable experience that I will later laugh at. But for now I'm going to go shower.