JFC, PETER

[thelionforreal]

PETER YOU HAVE BROKEN CAPSLOCKS ACROSS THE WORLD. (stop)

OH GOD YOU SHOULD HAVE NAMED HIM FOUR. (stop)

WHY OH WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST NAME HIM FOUR. (stop)

ETA: OH FUCK THE KID'S INITIALS ARE B.M.W. OH PETER THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE, RIGHT? RIGHT? THIS IS A JOKE. (full stop)