I would like to make an observation.
My paper towels have printed on them such inspirational phrases as "Live, Love, Laugh," "Reach for the stars," and "Follow your heart and your dreams will come true."
I would like to say thank you, Cheap Paper Towel Company, for caring about the emotional and spiritual well-being of your customer, the cheap paper towel consumer. I buy these cheap paper towels because I am indeed a thrifty college student, or I decided I'd rather spend the money on something tasty such as cheese. Little did I know that in purchasing my 54 cent roll of paper towels I would receive such warm acclamations of my potential in life, lifting my spirits, cleansing my soul, and thus allowing me to do such good works as saving the world. If not for you, Cheap Paper Towel Company, the spiritual health of the cheap paper towel consumer would be largely unheeded, and the world would be the worse for it. I commend you.
I would like to say thank you, Cheap Paper Towel Company, for caring about the emotional and spiritual well-being of your customer, the cheap paper towel consumer. I buy these cheap paper towels because I am indeed a thrifty college student, or I decided I'd rather spend the money on something tasty such as cheese. Little did I know that in purchasing my 54 cent roll of paper towels I would receive such warm acclamations of my potential in life, lifting my spirits, cleansing my soul, and thus allowing me to do such good works as saving the world. If not for you, Cheap Paper Towel Company, the spiritual health of the cheap paper towel consumer would be largely unheeded, and the world would be the worse for it. I commend you.