REVIVAL TREE ROOT ADVENTURES
For some reason I decided that I hated myself enough to start camping Revival Tree Shadow of the East after the maint earlier this week. Camping shit like this makes me hate myself more than I can possibly convey to you, but I wanted Revival Tree Roots REALLY REALLY BAD so I took a "no pain no gain" stance on the matter. Now that I have enough Revival Tree Roots (also a shitty bow for my mannequin) to last me for the rest of my life, I have no problem sharing my adventure with you now.
DAY 1:
HOLY SHIT I JUST OUTCLAIMED 6 PEOPLE OMG I GOT THIS. OH FUCK YES REVIVAL TREE ROOT DROP. COMING BACK TOMORROW TOO
DAY 2:
Bringing Zerika here for TH2 so I can get EVEN MORE Revival Tree Roots this time. One would be enough, but I am a greedy fuck and I want them ALL. CORNERING THE MARKET [THIS WAY]
DAY 3:
I already bought a house and a 2008 Lotus Esprit with the money I made on Revival Tree Roots, but I'll be damned if this shit isn't addictive. God I want MORE THIS SI DESTROYING ME INSIDE
DAY 4:
I earned a merit point while sucking off 15xp Specters for Revival Tree Roots. Sometimes they are drunk and beat me when they're done, but FUCK I want more roots :(
DAY 5:
I haven't talked to my family or friends in 4 days. I saw some Underworld Bats and thought they were a Revival Tree Root. I'm on my hands and knees right now licking the ground for just a small taste of the delicious root that once dropped here. I haven't shaved or eaten anything in what seems like forever. I am beginning to question my very existence in this place.
DAY 6:
ANOTHER ROOT. BUT WAIT, SOMETHING ELSE. OK I'm never going back to FeiYin as long as I fucking live.
