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[thelifeandlies]

What Would You Do if...
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I started drinking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

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[taintedintent]

What Would You Do if...
» I committed suicide:
Don't you dare. Consider myself lucky and free to do as I pleased.
» I said I liked you:
I would actually be rather amazed.
» I kissed you:
That depends entirely upon how public of a place it was and how long it would take to you somewhere quite private.
» I lived next door to you:
Be over there every day.
» I started smoking:
Shocking jinx until you stopped.
» I started drinking:
At a normal consumption level? Nothing. At a too-high one? Interfere. Probably with said shocking jinx.
» I stole something:
Wonder what your reason was for it.
» I was hospitalized:
Nothing. Except spend every day that I could there.
» I ran away from home:
Hope you were coming to Germany.
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
Depends on the outcome. Not care if you were fine. If you weren't, hunt the bastard down myself.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
Wouldn't change it for the world.
» Eyes:
The perfect shade of blue.
» Face:
A pity you never got your nose fixed by a Healer.
» Movie preferences:
I don't know.
» Hair:
Always felt the length suited you.
» Clothes:
I'm more partial to muggle clothes than wizard robes, as you know.
» Mannerisms:
They haven't changed, and that is sometimes a bit of a relief.
» Musical preferences:
I don't know what they are presently, but I know we used to quite agree.

[1] Who are you?
...If I need to answer this, I'll curse you.
[2] Are we friends?
We were, at least. I like to think we still are, in our own way.
[3] When and how did we meet?
You must remember, of course, that wonderful summer when I showed up at Great-aunt Bathilda's home and she decided to introduce us so I wouldn't be reading in my room alone all summer.
[4] Have I affected you? How?
Merlin... Of course you have. I can't even begin to describe how.
[5] What do you think of me?
Everything.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
The time we spent in the graveyard, discussing our plans or the world or anything at all. Any time before.. that.. actually.Yes.
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
Perhaps.
[10] Would you hug me?
Would there be people around?
[11] Would you kiss me?
Of course.
[12] Are we close?
We were, at least.
[13] Emotionally, what stands out?
You may disapprove, even dislike me, but... I really don't think you hate me.
[14] Do you wish I was cooler?
Not at all.
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
8, maybe 9.
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Nickname? You're.. always just Albus to me.
[17] Am I loveable?
Definitely.
[18] How long have you known me?
Since you were eighteen and I was seventeen.
[19] Describe me in one word.
Mine.
[20] What was your first impression?
That it was destiny.
[21] Do you still think that way about me now?
...Yes.
[22] What do you think my weakness is?
You are foolish enough to not hate me.
[23] Do you think I'll get married?
I don't know. I hope not.
[24] What about me makes you happy?
That you have not let your talents go to waste.
[25] What about me makes you sad?
That you are so intent on stopping me.
[26] What reminds you of me?
Everything. Letters, owls, the Elder Wand, everything.
[27] What's something you would change about me?
That you were my partner, not my rival.
[28] How well do you know me?
I'd like to think I know you rather well.
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Many, many times.
[30] Do you think I would ever kill someone?
I do.
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Certainly.