This seems to be the latest "it" "meme". What is a "meme" anyways?

[thelifeandlies]

What Would You Do if...
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I started drinking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

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[the_iscariot]

What Would You Do if...
» I committed suicide: You did. I helped. Remember?
» I said I liked you: Glare at you, secretly proud.
» I kissed you: ...Judas, would you betray the son of Man with a kiss?
» I lived next door to you: When you were Headmaster, if I recalled, you had me prowl.
» I started smoking: Laugh.
» I started drinking: Buy you a pint.
» I stole something: hide it for you. take the blame. Whatever you wanted.
» I was hospitalized: ...visit you.
» I ran away from home: Keep your location a secret.
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: ...worry. But you probably made me swear to stay away in the first place.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality: I hate it.
» Eyes: Searching They are always searching. What do you see with those eyes?
» Face: A smile saves me. Your disappoint murders.
» Movie preferences: ...I don't know.
» Hair: Fluffy.
» Clothes: Laughable.
» Mannerisms: Lying.
» Musical preferences: Odd.

[1] Who are you? Severus Snape
[2] Are we friends? ...No. We...I serve a purpose.
[3] When and how did we meet? You were Headmaster of my school.
[4] Have I affected you? How? ...Lily might have shook my beliefs in the Dark Lord, you rebuilt them.
[5] What do you think of me? I wanted so much to please you.
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? I doubt you'll remember it but...you put your hand on my back, about a week after I begun to spy for you...it just a gesture. I don't think you were even aware of it. But...it made me proud.
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? Enemies? For a while, I think.
[8] Do you love me? ...yes.
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Yes.
[10] Would you hug me? In a moment.
[11] Would you kiss me? *nods* ...betrayals with a kiss are more touching.
[12] Are we close? We were. Not anymore.
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? The pain. But before that...the trust, the friendship, the...faith.
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? You have a Phoenix for a bird and a scar the shape of the London Underground. It doesn't get cooler then that.
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? ...5.
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. The Great and Powerful Oz. Because you're...Oz.
[17] Am I loveable? yes. That's what makes you dangerous.
[18] How long have you known me? I don't think I ever knew you.
[19] Describe me in one word. Father
[20] What was your first impression? He looks so small
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? No, I don't understand how you can be so...much.
[22] What do you think my weakness is? You trust too much.
[23] Do you think I'll get married? You should. It's a shame your family should die with you.
[24] What about me makes you happy? You forgave me.
[25] What about me makes you sad? You used me.
[26] What reminds you of me? The School. The Office. The War. The Death. The Hope. Everything.
[27] What's something you would change about me? That you didn't ask me what you asked me.
[29] How well do you know me? Not at all.
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes.
[30] Do you think I would ever kill someone? ...yes.
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? It's up, if you are so inclined.

[thelifeandlies]

Do you think I'll get married? You should. It's a shame your family should die with you.

It...was not in the cards, I suppose. I'm a bit old now.

[the_iscariot]

You left another legacy, Headmaster. Just as strong.

[thelifeandlies]

*amused* I would be a terrible father, anyways. Just look what I did to Tom and Harry.

[the_iscariot]

Great men. The both. In their fashion. What was it you said, Master? Our choices define who we are...you taught them both, but it was theirs to decide to follow or not.

*shrugs* I think you would have been wonderful. Any man would be proud to call you father...you were better then James Potter anyways. *smirk*

[thelifeandlies]

This is very true. I cannot help but blame myself for not trying harder to set the example.

Thank you, Severus. Oh? And what has James done to lose points?

[the_iscariot]

He exists. That's enough.