Oct 19, 2005 08:36
If I went on the Jenny Jones show, I'd kick some ass. "Oh.. don't like my haircut? How do you like my hair cut with my foot up your ass?" Then I'd kick my foot up their ass.
Then some slut from the audience would stand up and say something like "I think you should sit down because you're jealous-"
And before she could even finish her sentence.. *WHAM*. I'd punch her head off. "How's that for jealousy, bitch? Do you like that? I'm talking to you. Answer me. Oh. Oh.. that's right, you CAN'T because I RIPPED your head off.." Then I'd laugh in her face. "How do you like that, bitch?" Then some guy would get up in her defense and say "I think she's right, and that you should stop being a jerk"
"Who you calling a jerk, ho-bitch?" Then I'd drop kick him through the wall. "Yeah, that's what I thought. Wench."