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[thelestrangest]

Who is this Alfred Ashford that I'm going to turn into a statue for the birdies to poo on? Can anyone point me towards where he lives? I got lost. There was this leaf that blew across the road, and then I had to go to that forge place since they have the tastiest rats, but I'm on my way now!

Where do I go?

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[xxredfieldxx]

See... I don't care why you're after him.

He lives in the castle with his sister and those 'nobody' people.

[thelestrangest]

Ohhh. I know where that is! Thank you!

[xxredfieldxx]

Don't mention it, but could you do me a favor and tell him that 'Claire sends her love' when you do whatever it is you're going to do to him?

[manly_jack]

You must like dying, Redfield.

[xxredfieldxx]

Look, it's cute that you want to stick up for your boyfriend but we have a history and you're not involved.

[manly_jack]

Go ahead and tell yourself that when you're bleeding out on the floor.

[xxredfieldxx]

Hey now, can't we just talk about this?

Honestly, What use would killing me serve anyways? It's not like I won't come back without a reason to take you down a peg, and you'll have to deal with Leon and my brother.

[manly_jack]

You got that army to start with, why do you need the cat to go after Alfred? Scared to do it yourself?

[xxredfieldxx]

I'm not scared, I'm just not much of a fighter, Krauser. Not unless I have to.

[manly_jack]

So you're a typical woman. Why do something yourself if you can get some dumb prick to do it for you?

[berceusedefou]

This is a Redfield we're talking about. I doubt she has those sort of thinking skills.

[xxredfieldxx]

Now now, I worked my way through your entire compound including all it's stupid little puzzles and mazes.
What's that say about you, Hm Alfred?

[berceusedefou]

It says the security systems were failures and I should punish the men who put them in place.

That is all.

[xxredfieldxx]

Yeeah... no.

[manly_jack]

Those 'skills' come naturally to women.

[xxredfieldxx]

Jealous, big guy?