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[thelestrangest]

Who is this Alfred Ashford that I'm going to turn into a statue for the birdies to poo on? Can anyone point me towards where he lives? I got lost. There was this leaf that blew across the road, and then I had to go to that forge place since they have the tastiest rats, but I'm on my way now!

Where do I go?

Comments

[manly_jack]

Whoa whoa whoa, uh. Your majesty.
Why are you after that guy?

[thelestrangest]

He called me all sorts of terrible names! I can't let a Muggle get away with that.

[manly_jack]

Oh. Uh.
Wait.

[berceusedefou]

Your concern is overwhelming, Krauser.

[Private to Alfred though Bast can still read it oops]

[manly_jack]

Don't worry, babe. I got this.