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[thelestrangest]

I found something pretty out there today! It's a piece of white cloth with some sort of grey dog thing on it. Written on the back is 'Winter is Coming'. Is it someone's? It looks expensive and nicely made.

There was a big dog-thing that was carrying it in its mouth. Did it eat someone?

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[coy_smile]

You're quite talented at finding out interesting things before everyone else, you know.

[thelestrangest]

It's because I'm low to the ground! All you people never look where you're going. I do. You should see the dead body or whatever that is in the fountain. It's icky.

[coy_smile]

True, we don't oft--wait. How are you low to the ground? And there's a dead body in the fountain?

[thelestrangest]

I'm a Ti-Ping Cat! I'm the size of any normal cat.

I think it's a dead body. There's a sheet tied around something in there that's human-sized. What would it be but a dead person?

[coy_smile]

A...cat? Then again, that Axel fellow spoke of talking chipmunks. So sure, why not a cat too. Well I'll make sure they're cat-sized cloaks and ribbons then.

Hm. I think I'll go take a closer look for myself. Thanks for the info, handsome.

[thelestrangest]

Yes! I'm the most handsome white cat around! Bastie the Great! It sounds better than 'Hey You Get Out Of There And Put That Back Right Now', doesn't it?

If you can get the shiny ball out of there, can I have it? I don't want the nasty ugly sword. You can have that.

[coy_smile]

Quite a lot better, and less of a mouthful.

Shiny ball, hm. Whoever's in that sheet might want it back if it's theirs, but if not I'll grab it for you.

[thelestrangest]

Yes!

I'm sure they won't notice. People are stupid like that, especially if they're Muggles.

[coy_smile]

...True. You might even call it a finder's fee.