It's your lucky day

Oct 05, 2009 12:34

When I was on the bus this morning, I came up with two things I wanted to blog about. One of them I've already forgotten, and the other one... you're probably gonna hate it. Wow, how excited are you?

Here's the thing. There's LOST and there's FlashForward. Most people don't actually sit around and think about why they're different, because most people are totally not that concerned with the fact that ads were like "THE NEXT LOST." I mean, there was an Oceanic ad in the background, and there are striking structural similarities: heavy serialization, cliffhangers, unanswered questions, deep character subplots. And pretty people. And Sonya Walger and Dominic Monaghan.

It's like crack and sugar. If I were a crack/LOST addict, and I knew my supply was about to run out (NOOOOO), and you handed me sugar without telling me what it was, I would probably start to fill my entire body with it.

It would not fill the same void. But it would be delicious. It would give me something else to love. I would eat it. Yes I would. And after the debilitating LOST crack withdrawal ended, I would be like, "well, this is healthier." Which I would maintain as I continued to gain about six thousand pounds and severe diabetes.

Does anyone know where I'm going with this?

The other thing might have been food-related. I would like pizza. Thanks.

flashforward, ridiculous, tv, lost

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