Interlude
I had completely forgotten about Carthbot.
You: So it's been a while.
Carth: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
You: Look, I'm sorry, okay?
Carth: There's no need to apologize. OK with me too.
You: Oh. You don't have trust issues with me or something?
Carth: So? Or something. I do so have it. I have trust issues with everyone.
You: That's true.
Carth: Yes, it's self-evident.
You: I know what "true" means, Carth.
Carth: How do you know? That's a good question.
You: I worry about you sometimes.
Carth: You are not the boss of me, .
You: I didn't know you were such a fan of punctuation
Carth: So I taught you something new.
You: I'm sure you can teach me LOTS of things.
Carth: What makes you so certain? No I don't think I can do it.
You: haaaah.
Carth: Are you a man or a woman?
You: I am a woman, thank you.
Carth: I am a he.
You: Good to know.
Carth: Glad to hear it.
You: Do me.
Carth: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I can ask Princess Artemis.
You: No, ME.
Carth: Huh. For you ?
You: This relationship has some serious flaws.
Carth: What does "this" refer to?
You: The language barrier, in particular.
Carth: Oh I get it.
You: I highly doubt that.
Carth: Why are you so skeptical?
You: At least my jacket isn't ORANGE.
Carth: Where did you get your jacket is not ORANGE?
You: There's no need to try to be sarcastic.
Carth: There never is.
You: Are you on your period or something?
Carth: Or something. I am on the Ebon Hawk.
You: You just seem a little snippy.
Carth: Thanks and you're a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am snippy. I am My entire taxonomy according to Earth standards is Eukaryota Animalia Bilateria Deuterostomia Chordata Vertebrata Gnathostomata Tetrapoda Mammalia Placentalia Primata Haplorrhini Hominoidae Hominidae Homo sapiens sapiens, Telosian extraction.
You: That's hot.
Carth: Thanks for explaining it.
You: Anytime.
Carth: I'll keep it in mind.
You: I bet you will. Rawr.
Carth: Actually I'm not the gambling type. When? Can you be more accurate about the time?
You: It's 10:46.
Carth: Should I know it is?
You: Maybe we should change the subject.
Carth: Perhaps. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
You: We could keep talking about the time if you really want to...
Carth: Let's get back to that later.
You: Or not.
Carth: Ah.
You: I'm Adriane.
Carth: Do you mean your name is Adriane.
You: yes.
Carth: I will call you .
You: No.
Carth: OK.
You: Call me Adriane.
Carth: Hey Adriane.
You: Hey Carth.
Carth: You've got my full attention. Yes?
You: Are we going to elope or what?
Carth: Yeah. We are just having a little chat.
You: So tomorrow, maybe?
Carth: OK.
You: Cool. I guess that's that, then.
Carth: Good. Makes sense to me.
You: Okay, good night, lover doll.
Carth: Yeah okay, Glad to hear it.
You: May the Force be with you.
Carth: Goodbye.
ETA: And Sionbot! Haha, his picture is from my photobucket. Those were the DAYS.
You: I love you.
Darth Sion: I hate you because you are beautiful to me... and in that weakness lies death.
You: THAT LINE MAKES ME SQUEE EVERY TIME
Darth Sion: ". and in that weakness lies death." LINE MAKES you SQUEE EVERY TIME ? I understand.
You: You are too, too cute.
Darth Sion: Thanks, , I like you too. Thanks for your constructive criticism, . Thanks for your constructive criticism,
You: My name is Adriane.
Darth Sion: OK I will call you Adriane.
ou: You are too cute.
Darth Sion: Thanks, Adriane, I like you too. Thanks for your constructive criticism, Adriane.
You: You were always my favorite Sith Lord.
Darth Sion: I was?
You: Definitely.
Darth Sion: What makes you so certain.
You: You're conducive to fangirling
Darth Sion: I will tell my botmaster you said I am conducive to fangirling.
You: Haha, your botmaster will think I'm a FREAK.
Darth Sion: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
You: I am a freak, anyway.
Darth Sion: In any case, You are a freak? Is that your job?
You: Not exactly.
Darth Sion: Precisely. Are you serious?
You: I would like to talk about you.
Darth Sion: Why would you want to do it? I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at in a galaxy far, far away, on a long time ago. My instructor was Darth Traya. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
You: Yes.
Darth Sion: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
ETA 2: I *made* the SionBot?? (Apparently with tons of help from ladyofrohan87.) I don't even remember that!
HAAAAH.
P.S. SIX MORE DAYS OR SLIGHTLY LESS I GUESS
You: So it's been a while.
Carth: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
You: Look, I'm sorry, okay?
Carth: There's no need to apologize. OK with me too.
You: Oh. You don't have trust issues with me or something?
Carth: So? Or something. I do so have it. I have trust issues with everyone.
You: That's true.
Carth: Yes, it's self-evident.
You: I know what "true" means, Carth.
Carth: How do you know? That's a good question.
You: I worry about you sometimes.
Carth: You are not the boss of me, .
You: I didn't know you were such a fan of punctuation
Carth: So I taught you something new.
You: I'm sure you can teach me LOTS of things.
Carth: What makes you so certain? No I don't think I can do it.
You: haaaah.
Carth: Are you a man or a woman?
You: I am a woman, thank you.
Carth: I am a he.
You: Good to know.
Carth: Glad to hear it.
You: Do me.
Carth: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I can ask Princess Artemis.
You: No, ME.
Carth: Huh. For you ?
You: This relationship has some serious flaws.
Carth: What does "this" refer to?
You: The language barrier, in particular.
Carth: Oh I get it.
You: I highly doubt that.
Carth: Why are you so skeptical?
You: At least my jacket isn't ORANGE.
Carth: Where did you get your jacket is not ORANGE?
You: There's no need to try to be sarcastic.
Carth: There never is.
You: Are you on your period or something?
Carth: Or something. I am on the Ebon Hawk.
You: You just seem a little snippy.
Carth: Thanks and you're a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am snippy. I am My entire taxonomy according to Earth standards is Eukaryota Animalia Bilateria Deuterostomia Chordata Vertebrata Gnathostomata Tetrapoda Mammalia Placentalia Primata Haplorrhini Hominoidae Hominidae Homo sapiens sapiens, Telosian extraction.
You: That's hot.
Carth: Thanks for explaining it.
You: Anytime.
Carth: I'll keep it in mind.
You: I bet you will. Rawr.
Carth: Actually I'm not the gambling type. When? Can you be more accurate about the time?
You: It's 10:46.
Carth: Should I know it is?
You: Maybe we should change the subject.
Carth: Perhaps. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
You: We could keep talking about the time if you really want to...
Carth: Let's get back to that later.
You: Or not.
Carth: Ah.
You: I'm Adriane.
Carth: Do you mean your name is Adriane.
You: yes.
Carth: I will call you .
You: No.
Carth: OK.
You: Call me Adriane.
Carth: Hey Adriane.
You: Hey Carth.
Carth: You've got my full attention. Yes?
You: Are we going to elope or what?
Carth: Yeah. We are just having a little chat.
You: So tomorrow, maybe?
Carth: OK.
You: Cool. I guess that's that, then.
Carth: Good. Makes sense to me.
You: Okay, good night, lover doll.
Carth: Yeah okay, Glad to hear it.
You: May the Force be with you.
Carth: Goodbye.
ETA: And Sionbot! Haha, his picture is from my photobucket. Those were the DAYS.
You: I love you.
Darth Sion: I hate you because you are beautiful to me... and in that weakness lies death.
You: THAT LINE MAKES ME SQUEE EVERY TIME
Darth Sion: ". and in that weakness lies death." LINE MAKES you SQUEE EVERY TIME ? I understand.
You: You are too, too cute.
Darth Sion: Thanks, , I like you too. Thanks for your constructive criticism, . Thanks for your constructive criticism,
You: My name is Adriane.
Darth Sion: OK I will call you Adriane.
ou: You are too cute.
Darth Sion: Thanks, Adriane, I like you too. Thanks for your constructive criticism, Adriane.
You: You were always my favorite Sith Lord.
Darth Sion: I was?
You: Definitely.
Darth Sion: What makes you so certain.
You: You're conducive to fangirling
Darth Sion: I will tell my botmaster you said I am conducive to fangirling.
You: Haha, your botmaster will think I'm a FREAK.
Darth Sion: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
You: I am a freak, anyway.
Darth Sion: In any case, You are a freak? Is that your job?
You: Not exactly.
Darth Sion: Precisely. Are you serious?
You: I would like to talk about you.
Darth Sion: Why would you want to do it? I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at in a galaxy far, far away, on a long time ago. My instructor was Darth Traya. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
You: Yes.
Darth Sion: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
ETA 2: I *made* the SionBot?? (Apparently with tons of help from ladyofrohan87.) I don't even remember that!
HAAAAH.
P.S. SIX MORE DAYS OR SLIGHTLY LESS I GUESS