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How come no one up here knows how to use a can opener?
And why does no one up here know that popcorn comes from CORN.. thus calling it POPCORN.. and that the little things that don't pop are actually corn kernels! Wow!! How amazing!
And why is everything that is actually GOOD considering unmanly, or girly, or gay? Like cloves actually smell GOOD, so people say they're a cigarette for GAY people.. or bacardi o tastes GOOD, so its automatically a chick drink? Why have men been damned by society to only be allow to like horrible tasting/smelling things?
And why does a beard only grow on the right side of my face, and the right side of my roommates face, and the left side of sean's face? What the fuck, we're all right handed.
And why does everyone have it in their minds that sex is bad? It's not conscious, its a subconscious thing.. sex=bad. Two cats at home were having sex, because its almost the spring, that's what animals do.. and my sister says "bad kitties!!" and punishes the cat. Why the hell is sex bad, it feels good.. the species would die without it.. hell it wasn't even humans! They were cats! You couldn't make a cat read the bible if you tried! If you kick it while its having sex its not going to stop having sex its going to think you're a jerk.
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And why does no one up here know that popcorn comes from CORN.. thus calling it POPCORN.. and that the little things that don't pop are actually corn kernels! Wow!! How amazing!
And why is everything that is actually GOOD considering unmanly, or girly, or gay? Like cloves actually smell GOOD, so people say they're a cigarette for GAY people.. or bacardi o tastes GOOD, so its automatically a chick drink? Why have men been damned by society to only be allow to like horrible tasting/smelling things?
And why does a beard only grow on the right side of my face, and the right side of my roommates face, and the left side of sean's face? What the fuck, we're all right handed.
And why does everyone have it in their minds that sex is bad? It's not conscious, its a subconscious thing.. sex=bad. Two cats at home were having sex, because its almost the spring, that's what animals do.. and my sister says "bad kitties!!" and punishes the cat. Why the hell is sex bad, it feels good.. the species would die without it.. hell it wasn't even humans! They were cats! You couldn't make a cat read the bible if you tried! If you kick it while its having sex its not going to stop having sex its going to think you're a jerk.
Blah!