So I've thrown an egg on a car before-- but the CIA still loves me

Jan 17, 2008 15:05

FOUR DAYS LATER: STILL RECOVERING? I THINK SO.










YOU SAW NOTHING.

In other news! Welcome to the first, un-abridged, volume of:
ELIZABETH LAWS' : CATALOGUE OF THINGS THAT BIOLOGICALLY IRK ME

Number One: Cytosine. YOU cytosine, if that IS your true name, will always be number one in my book. Number one, you know why? Because you're the worst base pair ever. It is tradition to loathe you. Enough said.

Number Two: The word 'Sig-Fig'. I am not fond of the blatant, deadpan rhyme scheme with said word. This is kind of on, kind of off my list because its really a Chem thing.

Number Three: NADH+H+ OUTSIDE OF THE MITOCHONDRIA. This jerk is the reason why we get 36 ATP and not 38. For all time this minor difference will cause poor biology students to make a 'WTF' face at 70s biology notes.

New! Number Four: TRIGLYCEROL. REFER TO NUMBER ONE FOR VALIDATION.

/end catalogue, /end life. LAWL. Please refer to my icon face. Shabam.

OH AND OH MY GOD. 1/2 pt away from the 100 Club. WTCRAP SIN32. I HATE YOU.
Alright awesome, sweet, k cool. Awesome.

Alright... sweet.
AHH FRENCH.

Oh! And a spot of dialogue:
Someone-- Whats the answer to the universe?
Jay/Kaitlin-- Oh, oh the answer to the universe is 42.
[laughter]
Braman: Huh-- I've heard the rumor that it was 28.

PRECISELY.
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