i am so dumb.
why am i so dumb?!
lol.
there are too many embarrassing scenarios that occur daily for me to remember all of them. i'll try to remember some.
-jamie and i walk out of our dorm room. i walk out and take a big ol' whiff of some strong cologne. illogical me doesn't realize that if it's that strong, then that person must still be there. in any case, i start coughing loudly as if i were choking. jamie walked out before me so she saw the guy standing there. i, on the other hand, see him later and try to play it off. yeah, had to be there.
-again, jamie and i walk out of our room and wait for the elevator. i didn't see jamie push the button to go down and this seems peculiar to me since the button is lit up. i make a face (as always) and ask jamie if she pushed that button. she just looks at me and says "no," but i still keep wondering to myself who could have done it. so i continue, "then who else would have pushed that button?" now, jamie is smiling at me. i look to my right and there's a girl next to me who had been standing there the entire time. man. i am so great.
-i am also quite horrible at remembering things. so, im going to a review session at 5 and jamie is going to class at 5. i ask her the fastest way to get to a certain building but end up taking my own path anyways. we part ways. later on jamie's path collides with mine, but she doesnt see me. i wonder to myself where she could be going. so, i just walk in back of her, wondering. i realize that shes going in the same direction that i am going. HMM! I WONDER WHY, YSABELLE? oh! maybe because you are going to the same building! OH! of course. i am losing my memory. and jamie, the wonderful friend she is, knows that we're going to the same building and lets me take my own way. thanks.
-so i tried to learn my lesson and next time i asked jamie if i could walk with her. so we do, yeah? and everything is great. i keep thinking that nothing could go wrong since we're walking with each other. we get to the building and we're talking and everything...but i see jamie start to move towards this other door. im used to going through a different, farther door because i usually meet up with linda at her dorm to go to the review (so we come from another direction). so i stop walking while jamie is still talking...and im like, "uh, im going this way." she just WAVES her hand and says bye. she doesn't even stop me! i didnt realize that i could go through that closer door that jamie went through. instead i keep walking to my usual door that intersects with jamie's path. after finding this out, i try to wait a little bit, hoping jamie had already passed by so that she doesnt see me. i come out of the hall and see her far away and i keep saying to myself, "don't turn around, don't turn around." what does she do? SHE TURNS AROUND, sees me, and laughs at me. thanks a lot friend. gee thanks. that entire situation completely encompasses my personality. i am so dumb.
....OH WELL!
haha. i have problems.
okay thats it. im sure i have other stories about things i do...oh yeah and say! most definitely..i say lotsa weird stuff without thinking.
kbyee...
actually, wait. i have another story. lol
-so i was turning on the knob of our shower to let the water run. i didn't see that the handle was switched on for shower mode already and not the running water mode. for some reason i turned the knob really fast so the shower head started letting water out...on me. and the first thing i do is scream, "JAAAAMIIIEEEEEEEE!" lol. but she wasn't in the room.
gosh im so nerdy.
oh well, you're STUCK WITH ME!
CAN'T GET RID OF ME.
heeey!!! people tell me that they just keep me around to make fun of me. im not really anyone's friend. im just the center of all the jokes. is that true?!
WHATEVER! *throws arm out*
i dont care.
okay, seriously now. BYEE!
lol.
there are too many embarrassing scenarios that occur daily for me to remember all of them. i'll try to remember some.
-jamie and i walk out of our dorm room. i walk out and take a big ol' whiff of some strong cologne. illogical me doesn't realize that if it's that strong, then that person must still be there. in any case, i start coughing loudly as if i were choking. jamie walked out before me so she saw the guy standing there. i, on the other hand, see him later and try to play it off. yeah, had to be there.
-again, jamie and i walk out of our room and wait for the elevator. i didn't see jamie push the button to go down and this seems peculiar to me since the button is lit up. i make a face (as always) and ask jamie if she pushed that button. she just looks at me and says "no," but i still keep wondering to myself who could have done it. so i continue, "then who else would have pushed that button?" now, jamie is smiling at me. i look to my right and there's a girl next to me who had been standing there the entire time. man. i am so great.
-i am also quite horrible at remembering things. so, im going to a review session at 5 and jamie is going to class at 5. i ask her the fastest way to get to a certain building but end up taking my own path anyways. we part ways. later on jamie's path collides with mine, but she doesnt see me. i wonder to myself where she could be going. so, i just walk in back of her, wondering. i realize that shes going in the same direction that i am going. HMM! I WONDER WHY, YSABELLE? oh! maybe because you are going to the same building! OH! of course. i am losing my memory. and jamie, the wonderful friend she is, knows that we're going to the same building and lets me take my own way. thanks.
-so i tried to learn my lesson and next time i asked jamie if i could walk with her. so we do, yeah? and everything is great. i keep thinking that nothing could go wrong since we're walking with each other. we get to the building and we're talking and everything...but i see jamie start to move towards this other door. im used to going through a different, farther door because i usually meet up with linda at her dorm to go to the review (so we come from another direction). so i stop walking while jamie is still talking...and im like, "uh, im going this way." she just WAVES her hand and says bye. she doesn't even stop me! i didnt realize that i could go through that closer door that jamie went through. instead i keep walking to my usual door that intersects with jamie's path. after finding this out, i try to wait a little bit, hoping jamie had already passed by so that she doesnt see me. i come out of the hall and see her far away and i keep saying to myself, "don't turn around, don't turn around." what does she do? SHE TURNS AROUND, sees me, and laughs at me. thanks a lot friend. gee thanks. that entire situation completely encompasses my personality. i am so dumb.
....OH WELL!
haha. i have problems.
okay thats it. im sure i have other stories about things i do...oh yeah and say! most definitely..i say lotsa weird stuff without thinking.
kbyee...
actually, wait. i have another story. lol
-so i was turning on the knob of our shower to let the water run. i didn't see that the handle was switched on for shower mode already and not the running water mode. for some reason i turned the knob really fast so the shower head started letting water out...on me. and the first thing i do is scream, "JAAAAMIIIEEEEEEEE!" lol. but she wasn't in the room.
gosh im so nerdy.
oh well, you're STUCK WITH ME!
CAN'T GET RID OF ME.
heeey!!! people tell me that they just keep me around to make fun of me. im not really anyone's friend. im just the center of all the jokes. is that true?!
WHATEVER! *throws arm out*
i dont care.
okay, seriously now. BYEE!