love.my.life.

[thelaurnez]

ShoutOut17: ok so my mom had a dream me and alissa died from a tornado 
heyyy ZEUS: hahah ok
ShoutOut17: so she made us have a tornado drill just now 
ShoutOut17: and a fire drill just in case...
heyyy ZEUS: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
ShoutOut17: and she was like ok now this is how u go down the stairs and out the door
heyyy ZEUS: OMG
heyyy ZEUS: THAT SUCKS
ShoutOut17: and my dad was like they know how to do that its not that hard
ShoutOut17: and i was like omg mom this is retarted
ShoutOut17: and she got so mad
heyyy ZEUS: hahahahahahahahhahaahah
ShoutOut17: and was like FINE THEN YOU CAN BURN
heyyy ZEUS: hahahahhahahaha YESS
ShoutOut17: and then she was like BARRY YOU'RE A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE TO THE CHILDREN
ShoutOut17: and omg it was soooooooooo funny
ShoutOut17: and i was trying sooooooo hard not to laugh
heyyy ZEUS: omg haha iwoulda peed my pantalonezz
ShoutOut17: and he was like ok see if they were MENTALLY RETARTED i would teach them, but seeing as their not and that they have common sense to go where the fire's NOT, i don't think we need to teach them how to walk down the stairs
ShoutOut17: OMG IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY i was like peeing in my pants i was trying soooo hard not to laugh
heyyy ZEUS: hahahaha
ShoutOut17: and my mom got sooo mad 
heyyy ZEUS: i love ur family
ShoutOut17: and wouldn't let us go down those stairs then
ShoutOut17: yes... we're very different