IC contact post for theposthumans

[thelaughingmage]

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[ voicemail ]

[witchsupreme]

It's Nico. Give me a call back when you have a minute. I need to know whether or not I owe you a fruit basket.

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[thelaughingmage]

Don't remember ordering one. Joined the Girl Scouts, did you? Or did I get that drunk last night?

[witchsupreme]

Funny story: I was a Girl Scout. I was such a promising child.

Funnier story: I recently had a run-in with a book that had way too much of an interest in my sex life. If you were involved with that---and I have a feeling you were---you get a fruit basket.

[thelaughingmage]

In that case, you owe me and Aziraphale. I was after a copy of The Will and the Loom. He got back a copy of Hugh Hefner's Country Living when 'e bought it off an internet auction site.

[witchsupreme]

Everything about that is beautiful. You've outdone yourself, John.

[thelaughingmage]

All in a day's work.

What sorts o' fruits are in this basket I'm meant to be expecting?

[witchsupreme]

Whatever you want. I'm in a generous mood.

[thelaughingmage]

I see that.

[He is making a note that what it takes to put Nico Minoru in a good mood is two days of sex with everybody she knows. Just in case he ever needs to engineer his way out of a murder attempt.]

You've got good taste. Why don't you surprise me?