locomotive ressurection
a day of strange happenstance and
undeniable drunken fun.
*met a hippie who told me my aura
was strong and pure. i told him he
would look good carrying a purse.
*bought two lacy vintage shirts for
ten bucks, even though my super-powered
perceptive nature told me they were two sizes
too big.
*tried on above mentioned lacy vintage shirts.
they were EXACTLY two sizes too big. decided
to make them into killer snake pets that kept
me less petrified at night. (since josh is in san
antonio and my imagination will be the death of me)
*met up with tony at his house. drank vodka and
loaded up his car with home-made italian bread.
*drove to various friends' houses and delivered italian
bread for no good reason.
*drank some more and shouted obnoxiously at passersby
with a megaphone purchased for that very thing.
*called beth and discovered her truck had called it
quits on a dirt road by the ocean.
*rescued beth by jumping her car and driving her
to an autoparts store for a battery.
*ditched beth and went to tony's shack. took suicide photos
while listening to the smiths. tony insisted he took all the
bullets out of the gun, but we were drunk. so i shot the gun in the
back yard and the second pull revealed he had not taken all the
bullets out of the gun. we laughed and laughed and then proceeded inside
for more suicide debauchery.
*showered off the blood, stole tony's bright eyes shirt and
listened to german language cd's while driving home.
strange strangington the third.
undeniable drunken fun.
*met a hippie who told me my aura
was strong and pure. i told him he
would look good carrying a purse.
*bought two lacy vintage shirts for
ten bucks, even though my super-powered
perceptive nature told me they were two sizes
too big.
*tried on above mentioned lacy vintage shirts.
they were EXACTLY two sizes too big. decided
to make them into killer snake pets that kept
me less petrified at night. (since josh is in san
antonio and my imagination will be the death of me)
*met up with tony at his house. drank vodka and
loaded up his car with home-made italian bread.
*drove to various friends' houses and delivered italian
bread for no good reason.
*drank some more and shouted obnoxiously at passersby
with a megaphone purchased for that very thing.
*called beth and discovered her truck had called it
quits on a dirt road by the ocean.
*rescued beth by jumping her car and driving her
to an autoparts store for a battery.
*ditched beth and went to tony's shack. took suicide photos
while listening to the smiths. tony insisted he took all the
bullets out of the gun, but we were drunk. so i shot the gun in the
back yard and the second pull revealed he had not taken all the
bullets out of the gun. we laughed and laughed and then proceeded inside
for more suicide debauchery.
*showered off the blood, stole tony's bright eyes shirt and
listened to german language cd's while driving home.
strange strangington the third.