Who the hell are you, anyway?
I would post here every day about my going-ons and what not but nothing goes on. I don't lead a very complex life. What was that quote? SSDD? Same shit, different day. Most of what I post is stories or "prose," that's a kickass literary term, prose," and sometimes poems (my poems sometimes blow but people seem to like them. People are odd). Whateva~ here's a sample of something "out of the ordinary,"
by my standards.
Today is a bit off of my normal routine. I have to get another hair cut (second one in 3 weeks). My best friend in the whole wide world James is getting married to his girlfriend Nicole on Friday, aww how sweet. I'm the best man. I get to/have to give a toast at his wedding in front of 140 people, most of whom I haven't a fucking clue as to who they are. Omg teh horr0r!!1 Also, today I have to pick up my tux from "Men's Warehouse" I've never worn a tux before and I'm pretty sure I'm going to either feel like I'm wearing flexible card board, or like a secret agent in disguise. One of the two. I'll let you know.
Anyway, so he's getting married on Friday and the rehersal is on Thursday with dinner afterwards. Fun stuff. Being one of the groomsmen I have to help set up chairs and shit. Not that I mind, if there's anyone in the world I'd stick my neck out for it's Jim. Wee, I'm all sentimental <3
So like, tonight I have English homework (Fuck: English homework) and I have to think of something clever and/or witty to say for my toast to James.
There's not much else I can tell you, I don't see many friends outside of school and the ones I hang out with there are all mild and don't stir up a lot of drama and shit like that. Drama is fun sometimes. If you really, really want to know anything specific about me, please don't hesitate to ask. And if you're looking to donate money, recite a poem, just chat or whatever the hell ever ya want, AIM name is InsanitysColor.
Post script: I PROMISE I'm not a robot or a mechanical monster. I just make a habit of typing in complete senteces with proper grammar and what not, mostly because I tend to takey ANY of my writing seriously. Too seriously even. But I say LOL and WTF mate ^^ too. And rofl (pronounced rawfle? roofles?) and Jay kay! Instead of jk. See? I can be creative and unique ^_____^
PPS: Oh yeah, you, the irate and bored reader, assuming there is one, will see me rant. I will rant and and complain and bitch about what is wrong in the world. Like lucky rabbit's feet. I'll do that tomorrow so I can have another entry. Out.
-Kyle
by my standards.
Today is a bit off of my normal routine. I have to get another hair cut (second one in 3 weeks). My best friend in the whole wide world James is getting married to his girlfriend Nicole on Friday, aww how sweet. I'm the best man. I get to/have to give a toast at his wedding in front of 140 people, most of whom I haven't a fucking clue as to who they are. Omg teh horr0r!!1 Also, today I have to pick up my tux from "Men's Warehouse" I've never worn a tux before and I'm pretty sure I'm going to either feel like I'm wearing flexible card board, or like a secret agent in disguise. One of the two. I'll let you know.
Anyway, so he's getting married on Friday and the rehersal is on Thursday with dinner afterwards. Fun stuff. Being one of the groomsmen I have to help set up chairs and shit. Not that I mind, if there's anyone in the world I'd stick my neck out for it's Jim. Wee, I'm all sentimental <3
So like, tonight I have English homework (Fuck: English homework) and I have to think of something clever and/or witty to say for my toast to James.
There's not much else I can tell you, I don't see many friends outside of school and the ones I hang out with there are all mild and don't stir up a lot of drama and shit like that. Drama is fun sometimes. If you really, really want to know anything specific about me, please don't hesitate to ask. And if you're looking to donate money, recite a poem, just chat or whatever the hell ever ya want, AIM name is InsanitysColor.
Post script: I PROMISE I'm not a robot or a mechanical monster. I just make a habit of typing in complete senteces with proper grammar and what not, mostly because I tend to takey ANY of my writing seriously. Too seriously even. But I say LOL and WTF mate ^^ too. And rofl (pronounced rawfle? roofles?) and Jay kay! Instead of jk. See? I can be creative and unique ^_____^
PPS: Oh yeah, you, the irate and bored reader, assuming there is one, will see me rant. I will rant and and complain and bitch about what is wrong in the world. Like lucky rabbit's feet. I'll do that tomorrow so I can have another entry. Out.
-Kyle