[He goes and gets the guitar. He hands it and Arlo's phone to Kit.] I didn't actually take the guitar. I mean, I threatened to and he brought it to me.
Then you're both idiots. Here's an idea: if you don't want your grandkids to play a sport you have always known is dangerous, maybe don't also spend most of their childhoods telling them how wonderful and great the sport is, and how brilliant they will be when they do it as their only possible life goal. You idiot.
I get it. I do. We all loved Pasha. She's - she was literally Frida's favourite Quidditch player, and Frida hates Quidditch, okay? So I do get it. And I'm not going to ask for Arlo's broom, because you need to sort that out yourself. But this isn't just bad, Mister F. This is disastrous. Call your therapist. And then call Theo and Chris and beg them not to kill you.
Yeah, I know. Ok. I know they're making plans to move to Bulgaria. Viktor had the decency to let me know Arlo reached out to him. My kids are going to kill me if they lose their kids over this.
Call your therapist. Give the brooms back. Call your therapist. Apologise without making excuses or passing blame. Call your therapist. Probably apologise to their parents too. Call your therapist.
Plus she's basically the size of a broom herself, so it's pretty hilarious watching her lug one around. Okay, I'm going to take this stuff to Arlo who will hopefully still be in England.
You're an idiot. Give me Arlo's guitar so I can give it back to him.
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[He goes and gets the guitar. He hands it and Arlo's phone to Kit.] I didn't actually take the guitar. I mean, I threatened to and he brought it to me.
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Then you're both idiots. Here's an idea: if you don't want your grandkids to play a sport you have always known is dangerous, maybe don't also spend most of their childhoods telling them how wonderful and great the sport is, and how brilliant they will be when they do it as their only possible life goal. You idiot.
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Yes, I realize now that I fucked up. I just. I got scared and I reacted. Badly.
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I get it. I do. We all loved Pasha. She's - she was literally Frida's favourite Quidditch player, and Frida hates Quidditch, okay? So I do get it. And I'm not going to ask for Arlo's broom, because you need to sort that out yourself. But this isn't just bad, Mister F. This is disastrous. Call your therapist. And then call Theo and Chris and beg them not to kill you.
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Yeah, I know. Ok. I know they're making plans to move to Bulgaria. Viktor had the decency to let me know Arlo reached out to him. My kids are going to kill me if they lose their kids over this.
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So fix it. By being actually apologetic, don't try and throw money at this.
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Yes, which is why you can't do it, and you have to accept that it may takes years to get those kids trust back.
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Call your therapist. Give the brooms back. Call your therapist. Apologise without making excuses or passing blame. Call your therapist. Probably apologise to their parents too. Call your therapist.
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Good. Because trying to take everyone's brooms is only cute when Flora does it.
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Plus she's basically the size of a broom herself, so it's pretty hilarious watching her lug one around. Okay, I'm going to take this stuff to Arlo who will hopefully still be in England.
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