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Missinterpretable lines from 24 (stolen from the 24 TWOP forum):
"I'll nail your ass to the wall...." or somesuch, by the Veep. :D
"Mr. Secretary, I only need you for a few minutes. I need to show you something. But privately. Inside the building, please."
"Mr. Secretary, I promise you, this will stand up under scrutiny."
"Get on yer knees!"
"I'm tired of putting my ass on the line for nothing. I'm DONE putting my ass on the line for nothing." -Jack
"Even the great Jack Bauer can't take fifty men by himself." [I so want an AU based on those last two lines]
Rooney- "I can get them from behind"
Jack to McGill: "I'm going to need you to do this without any protection."
Jack to Rossler. "I get to hold you as long as I want to."
Henderson, on the russian sub talking to Jack: "I'm almost there Jack."
Desmond: And if I give you Collette, then what?
Jack: I'll give you something much more valuable.
Tony to Jack: You've had your chance, he's mine now. [so much funnier if you remember the context]
"Holster your weapon! Jack! I said holster your weapon!" -Driscoll [well, obviously she's a lesbian]
VP: Can you just put aside your distaste for my methods for one night? Think of the great gift that's been given to us.
Lennox: I will think long and hard, sir.
Audrey to Jack: "I knew you'd come. You always come."
Bill to Jack: "Jack, don't make this any harder than it is."
"Buchanan's not going to take this lying down."
I'm extremely uncomfortable sending the two of you off without protection.
"I just got off with the Secretary Of Defense."
Ms Raines requested that you keep your position. [Rrrrrraw!]
Jack: "Michelle, are you ready for me?"
LawyerGuy: "You have to understand, Mike Novic is tying my hands."
Palmer: "Well, get him to untie them!"
Chloe: "Upload the drive to my socket." I love it when she talks dirty.
CHLOE to Kim: "Kim, I need you!"
KIM to Chloe: "Well, I'm with Mrs Ortega."
President Palmer to Wayne re: Sherry "you know how much she'd love to have me over a barrel..."
Kiefer on the phone: "Andrew, what are you wearing?"
Driscoll to Jack, "Chloe's opened up a socket for you". [I'd open a socket for Jack any day]
Curtis: There's a technique that's non-invasive.
"I'll nail your ass to the wall...." or somesuch, by the Veep. :D
"Mr. Secretary, I only need you for a few minutes. I need to show you something. But privately. Inside the building, please."
"Mr. Secretary, I promise you, this will stand up under scrutiny."
"Get on yer knees!"
"I'm tired of putting my ass on the line for nothing. I'm DONE putting my ass on the line for nothing." -Jack
"Even the great Jack Bauer can't take fifty men by himself." [I so want an AU based on those last two lines]
Rooney- "I can get them from behind"
Jack to McGill: "I'm going to need you to do this without any protection."
Jack to Rossler. "I get to hold you as long as I want to."
Henderson, on the russian sub talking to Jack: "I'm almost there Jack."
Desmond: And if I give you Collette, then what?
Jack: I'll give you something much more valuable.
Tony to Jack: You've had your chance, he's mine now. [so much funnier if you remember the context]
"Holster your weapon! Jack! I said holster your weapon!" -Driscoll [well, obviously she's a lesbian]
VP: Can you just put aside your distaste for my methods for one night? Think of the great gift that's been given to us.
Lennox: I will think long and hard, sir.
Audrey to Jack: "I knew you'd come. You always come."
Bill to Jack: "Jack, don't make this any harder than it is."
"Buchanan's not going to take this lying down."
I'm extremely uncomfortable sending the two of you off without protection.
"I just got off with the Secretary Of Defense."
Ms Raines requested that you keep your position. [Rrrrrraw!]
Jack: "Michelle, are you ready for me?"
LawyerGuy: "You have to understand, Mike Novic is tying my hands."
Palmer: "Well, get him to untie them!"
Chloe: "Upload the drive to my socket." I love it when she talks dirty.
CHLOE to Kim: "Kim, I need you!"
KIM to Chloe: "Well, I'm with Mrs Ortega."
President Palmer to Wayne re: Sherry "you know how much she'd love to have me over a barrel..."
Kiefer on the phone: "Andrew, what are you wearing?"
Driscoll to Jack, "Chloe's opened up a socket for you". [I'd open a socket for Jack any day]
Curtis: There's a technique that's non-invasive.