Mar 09, 2003 23:18
Just got off the phone with Michael. Kind of upset now, actually.
See, last time me and Karen were at one of his hockey games, we noticed that same players had more than one stripe on their socks. Sometimes on both legs, sometimes on just one, and all of them had at least one. To pass the time, we came up with a fabulous theory as to what the stripes meant.
And decided that one stripe on each leg meant you were straight. If you had more than that on either leg, it represented the number of other guys you had fucked. *g*
(For the record, Michael has only one strip on each leg. I made sure of this. ;))
Yes, we're quite disturbed. That's quite okay!
Well, apparently Chris overheard us, but only part of it, and thought that we were wondering if more stripes meant you were a better player. Yeah, whatever. Because they hand out stripes for skill, of course. Chris is so no fun.
And Michael had a hockey game tonight and Chris was telling everyone that and now everyone thinks I know nothing about hockey!
Never mind that I don't know anything about hockey. It's the principle of the matter! So next hockey game, I'm shouting my theory to anyone who will listen. lol
And now I *really* should finish my essay if I don't want to be up until 5am like last time...
friends,
funny