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Katie: So this totally starts what has become a tradition among Babblers - the joint post, dun dun dun. Samantha and I are sitting here in the basement without an internet connection, but we're still writing this nonetheless, because we're still wound up (and slightly buzzed) from the night out, and what better time to write a joint entry than under the influence, ya know?
Samantha: Haha, totally. I *did* say that we would most likely write in the wee hours of the morning once we got back...and what do you know, it's quarter after three and we're finally back from the bar and we are writing. Because we are just awesome like that. I have to say, however, that I am not nearly as intoxicated as I had planned on being...
Katie: Me neither. That's the funny thing. We each did at least three Jagerbombs a piece (I find it's funny that those are "illegal" for the bartenders to make in Canadia), one tube shot of Tequilla Rose, one Blow Job shot, one melon drink, one other various mixed drink, and were still standing for the final shot of Liquid Cocaine. And that's not even counting the Rum and Cokes we had prior to going out, which Sam made way too strong. I totally think she was trying to get me drunk so she could have her way with me. (It's okay, Sammie, I'm all yours...)
Samantha: Hee, well considering how intoxicated you're not, I clearly didn't need to work so hard! I think it's funny that we used our "contingency plan" after we'd already gotten what we'd planned it for. Admit it, Katie. You just couldn't resist me. ;)
Katie: Freakin' right, dawl. We did look hot tonight - and we got hollared at soooo many times on the way to the club. I mean, I'm all one for male attention, but hello, there's more to me than a butt and boobs! And NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU! Or... er... Well, maybe I should let Samantha share the "big story" of the night...
Samantha: Heh, yeah...so maybe there was a little bit of making out happening...TOTALLY DID NOT PLAN ON THAT! But well, we got to Afterlife and only two floors were open -- the main floor, Limbo, and the rooftop patio, the Garden of Eden. And since our goal was to do a shot on each floor of the club, we did one on Limbo then went up to the patio. There we did another shot and then tried out our new pick up line in order to bum a smoke... "Hi, we're trying to get pictures with as many hot guys as possible tonight...wanna help us out?" Let's just say that it was VERY EFFECTIVE. Anyway, afterwards, they'd opened up the other floors so we went down to the Paradise floor, where we did a shot and then I noticed this VERY TALL hot guy and, well, whipped out the line again...
Katie: See, Sam has a thing for really tall guys, apparently, because she TOTALLY lit up when she talked to him - it was so cute. So she and that guy started talking (and oh, yeah, we DID take pictures), and I started talking to and dancing with his Latin friend. (Total sidenote: what's up with me and my Latin guys lately?) And we moved back up to the "Garden of Eden" patio for more drinks and fresh air and a view of Toronto. And we pretty much stayed up there all night... So much for floor-hopping!
Samantha: Heh, let's just say that I ended up "up there" a heck of a lot... Dude was 7'! But fuck, he was just so totally my type and I've just been such a bag of hormones lately because six months is a friggin' long time to go without any kind of action whatsoever. And so, well, I didn't see any point in resisting when he made a move. And he kept grinning and fucking *giggling* and even blushed a few times, he said he wasn't used to being approached by a girl like that...and I was like "dude, I've NEVER done this before" but he probably thought I was a lying little slut. M'eh.
Katie: Yeah, so I look over, and there's Samantha completely lip-locked with that guy! So... well... I went and had my own fun, too, with my Latin boy. So all in all, the night was a lot less dancing and a lot more... er... talking than I expected, but it was still a blast, and I totally loved the concept of the club. And the whole downtown scene! There's such a nightlife up here that St. Louis totally lacks. I wouldn't be caught dead walking through the streets at home in such little outfits. And here there's club after club - all with LINES to get in! I have NEVER seen that before!
Samantha: Haha as someone who'd only ever been the once before, I have to agree that it was quite the experience! I wanna go clubbing downtown more often! But it's totally the best with the Katie. ;) Don't get the wrong idea, though. Katie and I have been up to way more than clubbing and making out with cute boys. There's been other stuff. Like...spending wayyyy too much money.
Katie: Oh my God. Seriously, my closet will LOVE me, but my bank account... I don't even want to know what my balance is going to be. ...and Vegas is coming up so soon! But now I have more cute clothes to wear there! And really, the rest of the money has been going towards food and alcohol... but can you blame us? Although alcohol has been quite a challenge for me to get to here in this great province of Ontario...
Samantha: Well, pretty much everything we bought was on sale, at least. Poor Katie. She's faced so much discrimination from the bars, just because she's American. I'm kind of ashamed.... Like, I tried to take her out to a local bar last night. So we get there and I hand over my ID to get in, and the bouncer looked it over a few times, but I just kind of gave him attitude with a look and he said it was fine and gave it back to me. But Katie...whoo boy. It was all "do you have a second piece? Where do you live? What's your zip code? What school do you go to? Sorry, this student ID doesn't count...do you have a credit card? Hmmm, still not sure if this is enough..." OMG SHE IS TWENTY-TWO FRIGGIN' YEARS OLD!! Just let her into the fucking bar already!
Katie: All they'd really need to do is ask me to say "eh?" or "about!" and they'd KNOW I'm from the states because I have tried to speak Canadian while here but apparently have too much of an accent. Fuckers. I guess I just don't look like I'm 19 and old enough to get into the bar. So we sat down, got our drinks, and I totally got a picture holding up all my ID's and my drink. Freakin' yeah. So anyway, I totally can't remember what else we were going to talk about and this movie's kind of taking over my attention span, so I'm handing this back to Samantha to finish up.
Samantha: Man, I may not be intoxicated, but I am friggin' tired. We've finished off every day with a movie and it's lead to a lot of late nights... It's all G though! (Pulling a Katie. ;)) So I'm gonna wrap this up and curl back up and watch the rest of the movie... Night!
Katie: Good night!
Samantha: Haha, totally. I *did* say that we would most likely write in the wee hours of the morning once we got back...and what do you know, it's quarter after three and we're finally back from the bar and we are writing. Because we are just awesome like that. I have to say, however, that I am not nearly as intoxicated as I had planned on being...
Katie: Me neither. That's the funny thing. We each did at least three Jagerbombs a piece (I find it's funny that those are "illegal" for the bartenders to make in Canadia), one tube shot of Tequilla Rose, one Blow Job shot, one melon drink, one other various mixed drink, and were still standing for the final shot of Liquid Cocaine. And that's not even counting the Rum and Cokes we had prior to going out, which Sam made way too strong. I totally think she was trying to get me drunk so she could have her way with me. (It's okay, Sammie, I'm all yours...)
Samantha: Hee, well considering how intoxicated you're not, I clearly didn't need to work so hard! I think it's funny that we used our "contingency plan" after we'd already gotten what we'd planned it for. Admit it, Katie. You just couldn't resist me. ;)
Katie: Freakin' right, dawl. We did look hot tonight - and we got hollared at soooo many times on the way to the club. I mean, I'm all one for male attention, but hello, there's more to me than a butt and boobs! And NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU! Or... er... Well, maybe I should let Samantha share the "big story" of the night...
Samantha: Heh, yeah...so maybe there was a little bit of making out happening...TOTALLY DID NOT PLAN ON THAT! But well, we got to Afterlife and only two floors were open -- the main floor, Limbo, and the rooftop patio, the Garden of Eden. And since our goal was to do a shot on each floor of the club, we did one on Limbo then went up to the patio. There we did another shot and then tried out our new pick up line in order to bum a smoke... "Hi, we're trying to get pictures with as many hot guys as possible tonight...wanna help us out?" Let's just say that it was VERY EFFECTIVE. Anyway, afterwards, they'd opened up the other floors so we went down to the Paradise floor, where we did a shot and then I noticed this VERY TALL hot guy and, well, whipped out the line again...
Katie: See, Sam has a thing for really tall guys, apparently, because she TOTALLY lit up when she talked to him - it was so cute. So she and that guy started talking (and oh, yeah, we DID take pictures), and I started talking to and dancing with his Latin friend. (Total sidenote: what's up with me and my Latin guys lately?) And we moved back up to the "Garden of Eden" patio for more drinks and fresh air and a view of Toronto. And we pretty much stayed up there all night... So much for floor-hopping!
Samantha: Heh, let's just say that I ended up "up there" a heck of a lot... Dude was 7'! But fuck, he was just so totally my type and I've just been such a bag of hormones lately because six months is a friggin' long time to go without any kind of action whatsoever. And so, well, I didn't see any point in resisting when he made a move. And he kept grinning and fucking *giggling* and even blushed a few times, he said he wasn't used to being approached by a girl like that...and I was like "dude, I've NEVER done this before" but he probably thought I was a lying little slut. M'eh.
Katie: Yeah, so I look over, and there's Samantha completely lip-locked with that guy! So... well... I went and had my own fun, too, with my Latin boy. So all in all, the night was a lot less dancing and a lot more... er... talking than I expected, but it was still a blast, and I totally loved the concept of the club. And the whole downtown scene! There's such a nightlife up here that St. Louis totally lacks. I wouldn't be caught dead walking through the streets at home in such little outfits. And here there's club after club - all with LINES to get in! I have NEVER seen that before!
Samantha: Haha as someone who'd only ever been the once before, I have to agree that it was quite the experience! I wanna go clubbing downtown more often! But it's totally the best with the Katie. ;) Don't get the wrong idea, though. Katie and I have been up to way more than clubbing and making out with cute boys. There's been other stuff. Like...spending wayyyy too much money.
Katie: Oh my God. Seriously, my closet will LOVE me, but my bank account... I don't even want to know what my balance is going to be. ...and Vegas is coming up so soon! But now I have more cute clothes to wear there! And really, the rest of the money has been going towards food and alcohol... but can you blame us? Although alcohol has been quite a challenge for me to get to here in this great province of Ontario...
Samantha: Well, pretty much everything we bought was on sale, at least. Poor Katie. She's faced so much discrimination from the bars, just because she's American. I'm kind of ashamed.... Like, I tried to take her out to a local bar last night. So we get there and I hand over my ID to get in, and the bouncer looked it over a few times, but I just kind of gave him attitude with a look and he said it was fine and gave it back to me. But Katie...whoo boy. It was all "do you have a second piece? Where do you live? What's your zip code? What school do you go to? Sorry, this student ID doesn't count...do you have a credit card? Hmmm, still not sure if this is enough..." OMG SHE IS TWENTY-TWO FRIGGIN' YEARS OLD!! Just let her into the fucking bar already!
Katie: All they'd really need to do is ask me to say "eh?" or "about!" and they'd KNOW I'm from the states because I have tried to speak Canadian while here but apparently have too much of an accent. Fuckers. I guess I just don't look like I'm 19 and old enough to get into the bar. So we sat down, got our drinks, and I totally got a picture holding up all my ID's and my drink. Freakin' yeah. So anyway, I totally can't remember what else we were going to talk about and this movie's kind of taking over my attention span, so I'm handing this back to Samantha to finish up.
Samantha: Man, I may not be intoxicated, but I am friggin' tired. We've finished off every day with a movie and it's lead to a lot of late nights... It's all G though! (Pulling a Katie. ;)) So I'm gonna wrap this up and curl back up and watch the rest of the movie... Night!
Katie: Good night!