S-squared
Sam: "So, the Babbler tradition! The almighty Joint LJ Post (tm)! As Steph rightly pointed out today, however, despite our many visits we have never ever done one!" *gasps and covers mouth in horror*
Steph: "That's because we're always at YOUR house and you never suggested it! Bad Sam!"
Sam: "So what, it's all my fault now??"
Steph: "No! Not just now, ALWAYS."
Sam: "Mean! Ahem, ANYWAY I've been chilling in Waterloo with Steph. We saw X-Men 3 with Jewel earlier."
Steph: "Sam cried."
Sam: "It wasn't because the plot moved me, I'll tell you. That was pure disappointment, dude."
Steph: "You know what wasn't disappointing? Lunch."
Sam: "Hells yeah, I need to eat in Waterloo more often. She treated, now I have to put out."
Steph: "That's true."
Sam: "Or, you know, you could say that I *did* put out. Through Jared and Jensen. I think I showed you enough hotness to more than cover my tab."
Steph: "I think the hottest part was Jensen as a cowboy."
Sam: "Oh God." *dies* "The man is pretty but I need to go hide my face now oh his behalf. Oh Jensen..." *shakes head*
Steph: "He's still prettier than those guys hitting on us on King St."
Sam: "Yes, yes, and more yes. Hell, if any one of them had been half as pretty as my Supernatural boys, I totally would have gone into that bar to join them, like asked."
Steph: "That's a little creepy...Actually, that's a lot creepy."
Sam: "I am petty and superficial. So sue me."
Steph: "I could do that...or I could be over here, constructing detailed plans to marry Jared."
Sam: "Bitch, he's mine!"
Steph: "You're too old for him."
Sam: "Oh, I know you did not just call me too old. He's older than me!"
Steph: "Barely. Anyway, he'd like me better. You can have Jensen."
Sam: "But I want both. I totally claimed both already. You know my theory about how the three of us are MFEO!"
Steph: "Please. You only want them both so you can watch them make out."
Sam: "Maybe... Anyway, I have successfully converted Steph to the SPN love!" *bounces*
Steph: "And when I get absolutely NO work done this summer, I'm totally blaming Sam."
Sam: "Yeah, well, when I get no sleep tonight I'm totally blaming you."
Steph: "But I made you a bed! I did!"
Sam: "Yeah, that's now full of Timbit crumbs."
Steph: "And who bought the Timbits?"
Sam: "And who walked me to the store to buy them?"
Steph: "Fine, but who drove to the store to buy ice cream?"
Sam: "Well, whose idea was that?"
Steph: "Um, yours."
Sam: "Damn straight it was. That was a great idea! But hey, I don't see any ice cream in this bed."
Steph: "Shut up and go to bed, Sam."
Steph: "That's because we're always at YOUR house and you never suggested it! Bad Sam!"
Sam: "So what, it's all my fault now??"
Steph: "No! Not just now, ALWAYS."
Sam: "Mean! Ahem, ANYWAY I've been chilling in Waterloo with Steph. We saw X-Men 3 with Jewel earlier."
Steph: "Sam cried."
Sam: "It wasn't because the plot moved me, I'll tell you. That was pure disappointment, dude."
Steph: "You know what wasn't disappointing? Lunch."
Sam: "Hells yeah, I need to eat in Waterloo more often. She treated, now I have to put out."
Steph: "That's true."
Sam: "Or, you know, you could say that I *did* put out. Through Jared and Jensen. I think I showed you enough hotness to more than cover my tab."
Steph: "I think the hottest part was Jensen as a cowboy."
Sam: "Oh God." *dies* "The man is pretty but I need to go hide my face now oh his behalf. Oh Jensen..." *shakes head*
Steph: "He's still prettier than those guys hitting on us on King St."
Sam: "Yes, yes, and more yes. Hell, if any one of them had been half as pretty as my Supernatural boys, I totally would have gone into that bar to join them, like asked."
Steph: "That's a little creepy...Actually, that's a lot creepy."
Sam: "I am petty and superficial. So sue me."
Steph: "I could do that...or I could be over here, constructing detailed plans to marry Jared."
Sam: "Bitch, he's mine!"
Steph: "You're too old for him."
Sam: "Oh, I know you did not just call me too old. He's older than me!"
Steph: "Barely. Anyway, he'd like me better. You can have Jensen."
Sam: "But I want both. I totally claimed both already. You know my theory about how the three of us are MFEO!"
Steph: "Please. You only want them both so you can watch them make out."
Sam: "Maybe... Anyway, I have successfully converted Steph to the SPN love!" *bounces*
Steph: "And when I get absolutely NO work done this summer, I'm totally blaming Sam."
Sam: "Yeah, well, when I get no sleep tonight I'm totally blaming you."
Steph: "But I made you a bed! I did!"
Sam: "Yeah, that's now full of Timbit crumbs."
Steph: "And who bought the Timbits?"
Sam: "And who walked me to the store to buy them?"
Steph: "Fine, but who drove to the store to buy ice cream?"
Sam: "Well, whose idea was that?"
Steph: "Um, yours."
Sam: "Damn straight it was. That was a great idea! But hey, I don't see any ice cream in this bed."
Steph: "Shut up and go to bed, Sam."