Aug 03, 2009 11:07
Dear slightly vacant-eyed young woman in the "Every Girl Needs A Vampire" shirt,
No.
Am I the lone voice of reason who remembers that Buffy episode where all the impressionable kids are going "ooh, vampires, so mysterious and cool and sexy!" and invite them all to their club and then THEY ALMOST GET KILLED? Vampires are charming and sexy for the express purpose of killing you.
I wonder if it would go over as well if someone printed up a batch of "Every Girl Needs A Bundy" shirts to sell for $11.99 in the juniors section.
No love,
Me.