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[theladytrinity]

If I had a shiny gun,
I would have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

If had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But alas I have no lethal weapons
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they are quick and well,
Who should be, by rights, in hell.

Why oh why have I not read more Dorothy Parker.