The badassery continues...

Nov 15, 2007 11:43

Yes, I know that I've been talking endlessly about Wlad "The Impaler" Godzich, but yet again, the man has amazed me.
Once again, boys and girls, it's story time with Uncle Wlad.

So Wlad is being interogated for the next two days in a room with no windows by agents from Homeland Security. They will interogate him in shifts of two, give him a ten minute break every two hours.
He is being interogated because during the process of changing all of the paperwork that Homeland Security has on immigrants, visas, etc... into a computerized format, Wlad's paperwork was lost.

Therefore, he was crossing the border with a passport that did not have a paper trail, causing those at the border to question his validity in the U.S. Wlad is the most genial and charming man. You'd have to be insane, or blind and deaf to think otherwise. Apparently, Homeland Security is one of these. You choose which.

To explain his work-related travels (364 times of crossing the border over 35 years or so), he has to give them an overview of the history of literary thought and such during that time.

Basically he'll teaching Homeland Security lit 101.

During his breaks, he'll be listening to his iPod and laughing. Laughing his ass off at this whole ridiculous sittuation.

Someone please give this man a medal.
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