Do you guys even remember what quotes are anymore?
It's so late and I'm tired and I still have tons of homework to do, but I decided to do this instead.
Anyways. I only wrote down ONE quote in the past four months, and the others are either stuff I remembered, or titles from my journal entries. So, no wonder they're all amazingly short, compared to what they usually are. A TON of these are improvised too, because there's no way I can remember exactly what everyone said. I know there's been some really amusing stuff in the past two months, I've just been lazy...anyways...
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Me: Hey, this is weird. *looking at placemat with info about presidents* It says that Truman went to 'Some College'.
Dad: 'Some College'? Oh, that's the prestigious So-may College in France.....I have no idea what that is.
Mom: Sure, you can get a car. How many wheels do you want? Do you need a steering wheel? How about doors?
[talking about a computer disaster in which he was scared all his files were erased]
My cousin: ...and still nothing was showing up. Damn, I was so scared. I reformatted it, and looked again, and it said '200 GB of free space'. And I was like, what the hell?!
Gerry: I hate being a procrastinator and an overachiever too...that's why I gave up being an overachiever.
[when cousins were visiting from Canada]
Me: Yeah, it's raining like crazy outside...
Cousin: Rain? Tell me more about this thing you call...rain.
[forgot the circumstances]
Krystal: Now I'm going to get ear herpes.
[this is SO much funnier out of context]
Gerry: It was a flower, not genitalia...
[at Wal-Greens before going to State Latin Forum]
Me: *just crashed into an old guy*
Gerry: *to the old guy* It's okay, she's a little tipsy.
[talking about a depressed French poet]
Dad: ...and he stared at the sun for 5 minutes straight. He thought it would be spiritually rewarding. Idiot.
[in AP Govt]
Teacher: ...and then I flipped back just to see what else he was saying and he was going off on Supreme Court Justice Yoda- I mean...Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
[after we left the car dealership]
Dad: *talking about the manager who almost attacked us on the way out* That guy used to work for Saddam Hussein. Then he came to America and now he works for Toyota.
[in Comp Graphics]
Teacher: *in disbelief to student* Those are the completely wrong dimensions...2 1/2 by.....that's not a magazine cover, it's a postage stamp.
Me: *to Krystal* I'm still not speaking to you...but can you sign my yearbook?
[during the orchestra/band concert]
Mr. Waller: ...and our last piece will be 'Four Scottish Dances'.
Morganne: Aaaaahh, there's four of them? Why couldn't it just be 'One Scottish Dance'?
Me: Are those the kiwis Ben brought for Latin Honor Society induction today?
Jeff: Yes, do YOU want to eat Ben's kiwis? I just love to caress Ben's kiwis, come on, I just know you want to touch Ben's kiwis...
[I saw this a couple mornings later and almost choked on my breakfast]
Label on a bag of dried fruit: 'New and Improved! Now with KIWI!'
[in AP Govt, we're talking about Josh's shoes]
Teacher: Who did you steal those shoes from, Josh? Your cousin?
Josh: No, from my sister's fiance.
Andrew: Isn't that the same person?
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So, yeah. I wish they could be funnier...that's all I can offer you right now. I'll try to not be so lazy in the future. >.<
Also, if you're not one of my friends already, this journal is friends-only. So if you seriously want to read my pointless ramblings, contact me, or put me on your friends list first. If I took you off my friends list, eek, you got caught in my friends list clean-out, so let me know if you want back on.
Anyways. I only wrote down ONE quote in the past four months, and the others are either stuff I remembered, or titles from my journal entries. So, no wonder they're all amazingly short, compared to what they usually are. A TON of these are improvised too, because there's no way I can remember exactly what everyone said. I know there's been some really amusing stuff in the past two months, I've just been lazy...anyways...
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Me: Hey, this is weird. *looking at placemat with info about presidents* It says that Truman went to 'Some College'.
Dad: 'Some College'? Oh, that's the prestigious So-may College in France.....I have no idea what that is.
Mom: Sure, you can get a car. How many wheels do you want? Do you need a steering wheel? How about doors?
[talking about a computer disaster in which he was scared all his files were erased]
My cousin: ...and still nothing was showing up. Damn, I was so scared. I reformatted it, and looked again, and it said '200 GB of free space'. And I was like, what the hell?!
Gerry: I hate being a procrastinator and an overachiever too...that's why I gave up being an overachiever.
[when cousins were visiting from Canada]
Me: Yeah, it's raining like crazy outside...
Cousin: Rain? Tell me more about this thing you call...rain.
[forgot the circumstances]
Krystal: Now I'm going to get ear herpes.
[this is SO much funnier out of context]
Gerry: It was a flower, not genitalia...
[at Wal-Greens before going to State Latin Forum]
Me: *just crashed into an old guy*
Gerry: *to the old guy* It's okay, she's a little tipsy.
[talking about a depressed French poet]
Dad: ...and he stared at the sun for 5 minutes straight. He thought it would be spiritually rewarding. Idiot.
[in AP Govt]
Teacher: ...and then I flipped back just to see what else he was saying and he was going off on Supreme Court Justice Yoda- I mean...Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
[after we left the car dealership]
Dad: *talking about the manager who almost attacked us on the way out* That guy used to work for Saddam Hussein. Then he came to America and now he works for Toyota.
[in Comp Graphics]
Teacher: *in disbelief to student* Those are the completely wrong dimensions...2 1/2 by.....that's not a magazine cover, it's a postage stamp.
Me: *to Krystal* I'm still not speaking to you...but can you sign my yearbook?
[during the orchestra/band concert]
Mr. Waller: ...and our last piece will be 'Four Scottish Dances'.
Morganne: Aaaaahh, there's four of them? Why couldn't it just be 'One Scottish Dance'?
Me: Are those the kiwis Ben brought for Latin Honor Society induction today?
Jeff: Yes, do YOU want to eat Ben's kiwis? I just love to caress Ben's kiwis, come on, I just know you want to touch Ben's kiwis...
[I saw this a couple mornings later and almost choked on my breakfast]
Label on a bag of dried fruit: 'New and Improved! Now with KIWI!'
[in AP Govt, we're talking about Josh's shoes]
Teacher: Who did you steal those shoes from, Josh? Your cousin?
Josh: No, from my sister's fiance.
Andrew: Isn't that the same person?
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So, yeah. I wish they could be funnier...that's all I can offer you right now. I'll try to not be so lazy in the future. >.<
Also, if you're not one of my friends already, this journal is friends-only. So if you seriously want to read my pointless ramblings, contact me, or put me on your friends list first. If I took you off my friends list, eek, you got caught in my friends list clean-out, so let me know if you want back on.