FROGS!!!
It's amazing what a movie about frogs masterminding the plot to destroy the human race can do for a squirrel. I kid you not. These frogs commanded armies of killer geckos, killer tarantulas, killer snakes, and killer snapping turtles and it was up to Sam Elliot and his Manly Chest Hair to save the day. Granted, he had his faithful ho, ShortShorts Girl to aid him!
The spiders killed by throwing spanish moss.
The lizards mixed poison on the greenhouse floor and smothered a man.
A man died wrestling a tranqued alligator.
The snapping turtle swam.
Granted, this movie did not lower my IQ like the twenty minutes of "Orgasmo" I had the misfortune to watch about three years ago. O_o Horckle. The frog hopping on the phonograph and spinning around on the record provided a mild twitch of amusement. This makes me wish I had money for lots and lots of MST3K. I could do with some Joel Hodgson goodness.
Tomorrow begins the Yule bakathon!!
The spiders killed by throwing spanish moss.
The lizards mixed poison on the greenhouse floor and smothered a man.
A man died wrestling a tranqued alligator.
The snapping turtle swam.
Granted, this movie did not lower my IQ like the twenty minutes of "Orgasmo" I had the misfortune to watch about three years ago. O_o Horckle. The frog hopping on the phonograph and spinning around on the record provided a mild twitch of amusement. This makes me wish I had money for lots and lots of MST3K. I could do with some Joel Hodgson goodness.
Tomorrow begins the Yule bakathon!!