Education complete and I am a callous cad
I finished my last exam today. Nothing more 'til uni. Assuming I get in. And right now I'm too high on having survived this long to assume anything different.
All projectus in haitus will be re-started.
also, and because I know you all desperately want to hear about the issues of my callow youth:
So there's this girl, of various stunning talents, quite the latter day Renaissance-man. Particularly, as she's a woman. Well, girl. Well. Y'know. Breasts, hair etc.
Fancied by masses of boys, who she doesn't want on account of being more appreciative of those with double-X chromosomes. But doubtless, enough of the latter want her too.
Thus, I, having failed on the potential boyfriend front, have spent the last nine months flirting outrageously, getting tipsy and pretending to be drunker in order to spend evenings kissing all the bits of her one can decently do in public.
This concerted campaign has been extraordinarily successful, in terms of tactical planning and military strategy, to the extent that not only has France fallen, but I am now reaping the benefits of its resources and in the process of setting up a collaborative governement.
Regrettably, it's rather like being the first person to claim the moon. Alright, I'm there and it's mine, but what the bloody hell do I now? (Anyone saying "her" will be....well, correct, but not sympathetic enough to my angst) Worse, it's like getting to the moon and finding, actually, you preferred the moon a long way off when it didn't expect things from you. Like you to be affectionate in public. I've not been affectionate in public since I was about eight.
My diffidence in the face of my success leaves me with some rather worrying questions about myself:
If the answer is yes to any of these questions, my personal attributes seem rather lacking, suggestive of the sociopath or cad. Do you get female cads? I suppose you must. Maybe I'm only completely heterosexual when I'm with a girl, as God's little joke.
TLDR: I find all my friends attractive, why can't I just have sex with everyone and be done with it?