Me and My Pastries....
My folks lose for not leaving me a note reminding me a family friend was going to be over doing yard work this morning. I can barely remember my name when I first wake up, let alone something like that. Needless to say when I stumbled out of my apartment into the garage and was confronted with a large, unexpected man
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And the only line I can think of is, "I'm sorry, but I have a wife." I wonder if that really actually stops him sometimes, or it was just the easiest way to reject Dante. XD
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I always chalked that up to him just trying to shove Dante away, since he was very hands on with Maria at Winry's place....
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Yeah, he said it in that snarky kind of way at the time. >.> She was so into him anyway, despite the fact he's like... old~ish looking, but still handsome.
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He just didn't want Dante trying to touch him. Psssh. Hohenheim is a HOG. Hot Old Guy. :D I bet he has to beat the ladies off with an elegantly carved walking stick. :D
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We really know it's because Hohenheim already tapped Dante; he's moved on to women that stay in a single body. HAHA, I love it! He opens his mouth and women are leaping at him. He appears and men are trying to take him down!
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Man, he tapped her for years. He needs some fresh meat! See, just more proof that Hohenheim is made of nothing but awesome and win.
Someday I will write the messed up, epic crossover idea I thought up one half-drunken night that involves Hohenheim, Watari from Death Note and Indiana Jones' dad fighting Nazis together.
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Or at least meat that isn't rotting. >.> Yes, I agree. 400 years old and still tapping women like he was 20.
LOL, that is messed up. The funny part is that Hohenheim is the eldest but looks the youngest out of all of them. Though, Watari would be pretty ass-kicking in a fight.
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Bwahahahah, yes. And Eileen would like to insist that she doesn't think Hohenheim looks old at all!
I get the most random ideas sometimes. I'm wracked with health problems, and treat holistically, which means I take herbal medication. And the things I think up.... Hahaha, he does. YES! I love Watari. He's totally in my 'Awesome Old Guys Club'. The man can do amazing things with a gun.
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Oh, he doesn't look old. And he suddenly told me he's making himself a lightsaber with his flashlight if they get attacked. What a nerd.
Ew, health problems. o.O;;; Actually, those three would make an awesome trio. They would be too smart for their own good though. As a trio, they would pretty much know everything.
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Hahahahahaha, that's kind of an awesome image. Speaking of, have you seen this?
I am a walking health disaster! :D But I do okay. And they would! They'd be like...the best superhero team ever. And they'd use their brains as well as their kick ass skills!
(And forgive the RP journal, I have a tendency to do this when I'm lazy. Also, SO MUCH LVOE FOR YOUR HOHENHEIM! Which you know already, but I felt the need to say it again.)
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LOL, no, I have absolutely no Hohenheim fanart, which is a tragety in and of itself.
They could call themselves the 'OLD' team or something. No one would suspect them in all their oldness. They would probably quiz each other on knowledge and get in arguments about hypothesis and theories.
(It's okay. I would, but then I feel bad. -_- REALLY?! I was going to ask, but I was too scared to. I wasn't sure if I was getting him down pat, since this is the first time I've RPed him)
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OH! WELL! I HAVE A TON! :D
HA! Yes! And they're headquaters would be an awesome Victorian mansion, and they'd sit around in the study, in leather wingback chairs, and have brandy....
(I tend to do it in my own journal often. :D YES! Well, you know how I feel about how you write Hohenheim, so this is like...so awesome for me. :D)
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MAYBE YOU CAN SHARE?! *hopeful glances*
Oh god, that would so be what they would be like. It would be scary!
(Well, I'm glad that you approve of how I play him. He's being good and isn't obviously hitting on anyone yet, but he's as calm as a cucumber in all situations it appears. Bless him)
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I WILL BE GLAD TO!
YES! They would be the most awesome thing ever. If I had art skills, I would draw that. Them sitting around in their magical superhero study.
(You write him the way I have always seen him. Everytime he says something or thinks something, I'm sitting here going 'YES! YES! That is Hohenheim!'. Also a) we has monster, b) you have Gchat, right?)
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