Five Things You Can Do With A Neck Tie
Title: Five Things You Can Do With A Neck Tie
Pairing: Phan
Rating: R for light bondage, sex and nakedness
Summary: Phil has this thing about ties.
Author's note: We're going to pretend like I'm not painfully American and that these characters are not completely ooc. Also, we're going to ignore the fact that this was a gabilliam I wrote for a friend and then re-wrote for Phan.
1.
Phil has a thing about ties. He finds them to be very pleasing to the eye. He drives the people around him crazy with always trying to put a funky tie on them to help 'tie their outfit together' at which he giggles because it's punny.
Dan doesn't exactly understand it but let's his boyfriend drape the ties over him everyday until Phil can pick out the one he thinks is perfect. Dan ends up wearing the purple tie a lot.
2.
Dan decides that because Phil is so slender that it might be a good idea to try to use one of his ties as a belt.
Phil claims that it's a stupid idea until he tries it and declares that Dan is a genious. Phil celebrates this new found idea by not only wearing Dan's favorite purple tie as a belt but also giving Dan head while wearing it.
They both call it a win.
3.
One Phil's favorite places to wear his ties is his head. He likes to wrap the different colored ones, that make his hair look awesome and his eyes stand out, around his forehead. Not only does he look good but it also makes him feel like a pirate or a hippy. Both of these things are awesome.
It's a trend that bleeds over to Chris and Pj and they join Phil in on picking out which ties look best on who. It's a trend that's lost on Dan, who thinks they look ridiculous, but he sucks it up and helps the others. Phil just claims that Dan is jealous because he can't rock it like they can.
4.
Phil has a lot of ties. He gets them as presents and just collects them from yard sales and thrift stores. Along the way some of them get old and worn down and start to fall apart. It would make Phil sad, claiming it felt like loosing an old friend when one of his ties would come apart at the seems, but now (as he declares quite loudly) he makes them better.
Dan helps him and sometimes they can get Chris or Pj to join them. Charlie sometimes will too but usually ends up getting distracted with Ed and Halo.
Phil likes making bracelets out of the ties. He likes the way the silk, cotton and other fabrics blend together when he braids them. He likes seeing his friends, family and some of his fans faces when he gives them one.
Dan's bracelet is the only one that has a pendant on it though and it's the coolest llama pendant ever.
5.
Dan's favorite thing to do with Phil's ties is exactly what everyone expected. He can't really be blamed though.
How Phil's skin stands out so pale against the purple tie is Dan's favorite thing in the world. The way the rest of Phil's body flushes from arousal and Dan works his hands over ever inch of skin. Phil keens and arches his back and tugs at the tie trying to get his hands free but he can't because the tie is too tight. Never tight enough to hurt though.
Dan kisses his way down Phil's torso and sucks bruises into his hips. The noises Phil's making are better than anything Dan has ever heard and Phil's skin tastes salty and delicious.
Phil arches off of the bed, his long legs wrapping around Dan's neck as his boyfriend finally takes his dick into his mouth. Phil moans and writhes on the bed and Dan can't get enough.
It's easier for Dan to hold Phil down when they're fucking when Phil is tied up. Phil moans louder and pushes back more and sometimes it's almost too much. Dan wonders if he could orgasm just from watching Phil react to being tied and makes a mental note to test that theory one day.
Phil fucking loves it though. He loves it when Dan ties the ties and wishes he'd tie them tighter. Wishes Dan would be a little rougher as he fucks him into the matress. Phil wants Dan to just let go. Maybe gag him with another tie. Phil just wants and Dan wants to give him everything.
Dan plans on giving Phil whatever he wants. Even if he still doesn't quite understand.