i - Video
[[For a long moment, the video feed shows nothing but darkness, though the mic picks up exasperated sighs and frantic shuffling.]]
Come on... [[Light suddenly floods the screen as he moves his hand away from the camera. He leans back against the tree he's decided to rest under, looking none too pleased. There's some rustling in the nearby shrubberies, but he doesn't seem interested. ]]
Someone needs to tell me just what on Earth is going on. The best I've been able to wring out of the freaks wandering around here is where I am, not how or-
[[The rustling intensifies, and he finally turns his head, eyes narrowed and a frown pulling the corners of his mouth down.]] Hey! Get back here, damn it!
Reeeep?
Don't just stare at me, idiot, come over here. [[He beckons to... whatever it is, scowling.]] If you won't stay in the thing, you have to stay close to me.
Maa!
[[After a moment of Fakir glowering, a little Mareep trots merrily into view. Whether it's obeying Fakir or just got bored with frolicking in the shrubs is anyone's guess. Fakir picks it up and plops it down in his lap, where it is content to stare into the camera.]]
As I was saying. I need to know where I am, and how to get home. I don't know who brought me here, but I have more important things to do than run around in the woods. And this thing isn't helping.
[[He leans forward and fumbles with the buttons for a bit before the feed switches off.]]
Come on... [[Light suddenly floods the screen as he moves his hand away from the camera. He leans back against the tree he's decided to rest under, looking none too pleased. There's some rustling in the nearby shrubberies, but he doesn't seem interested. ]]
Someone needs to tell me just what on Earth is going on. The best I've been able to wring out of the freaks wandering around here is where I am, not how or-
[[The rustling intensifies, and he finally turns his head, eyes narrowed and a frown pulling the corners of his mouth down.]] Hey! Get back here, damn it!
Reeeep?
Don't just stare at me, idiot, come over here. [[He beckons to... whatever it is, scowling.]] If you won't stay in the thing, you have to stay close to me.
Maa!
[[After a moment of Fakir glowering, a little Mareep trots merrily into view. Whether it's obeying Fakir or just got bored with frolicking in the shrubs is anyone's guess. Fakir picks it up and plops it down in his lap, where it is content to stare into the camera.]]
As I was saying. I need to know where I am, and how to get home. I don't know who brought me here, but I have more important things to do than run around in the woods. And this thing isn't helping.
[[He leans forward and fumbles with the buttons for a bit before the feed switches off.]]