IC: Shortly after the Mistletoad debacle

[thekingsgambit]

[The silence between the cornfield and Boys 4 has just been interrupted by a loud, pathetic puppy cry. Those interested in going after the poor creature might discover the tiny black kitten that is presently clenching said puppy's paw in its mouth and puffed up to twice its normal size

Comments

[2nd_slinger]

[Oh, for the love of Jack Hanna Mike...]

C'mon, guys... Give peaceful coexistence a chance. Has The Adventures of Milo & Otis taught us nothing?

((EPIC PLACEHOLDER: I can't pick up until Friday at the earliest, but this was too good to pass on the invite!))

[thekingsgambit]

[Oh, of all the people! Lashing tail now.]

[2nd_slinger]

[Oh, simmer. You know you find my commentary both witty and insightful.]

See, I would've thought you were above this kinda interspecies rivalry stereotype things...

[thekingsgambit]

[Letting go and just glaring at.]

[2nd_slinger]

[Well, that was easy.]

Thank you for stoppin' hurting our friend.

[thekingsgambit]

I was emphasizing a point.

[2nd_slinger]

The ones on the ends of your teeth?

[thekingsgambit]

If they serve the purpose.

[2nd_slinger]

Duly noted.

Sooo... Why are you a cat now?

[thekingsgambit]

Camp.

[Slight twitch at tail tip.]

[2nd_slinger]

... not gonna be more specific, Whiskers?

[thekingsgambit]

[Tail flicks from side to side.]

Since when does this place need a reason for its endless attempts to earn my annoyance?

[2nd_slinger]

Dude, even Camp's got its weird cause-an'-effect fixation. So I just thought I'd ask.

Anyway, back to the important thing. You're a cat--anythin' I can do to help?

[thekingsgambit]

[I am not only a cat but a ridiculously young cat who can barely get around. o/ Also, looking very distracted and unfocused.]

Such as?

[2nd_slinger]

I dunno--carryin' you somewhere? Helpin' you find the litterbox?

[thekingsgambit]

[Oh, I'm focused right now. >\]

I will manage.