[canon] We can't always be torn in two
I had a partial translation of this a while back, which was mostly focusing on my SuzaLuluEuphie love, but there is so much hilarity and character to this one, it deserved much more. So here's the extended version, as requested from Celiss. As always translations by Celiss at GameFAQs
Bokura no Hibi ~5th Period Hour~
- Takes place after the Euphemia / Nina meeting in episode 20.
Nina: Euphemia-sama... Euphemia-sama remembered me. Even, even though I was there together with her for only a fleeting moment.
Nina: Not only that, oh, what a wonderful ring it has to it. "She is my friend!" My friend... my friend... I'll burn it into my memory and replay it for another hundred million times. Friend... yes, that's why she allowed me into her room in the palace... and even went so far as to lend me her clothes... I must have them dry-cleaned and returned to her! But... I don't want to return them. Oh, but when I do I might be able to meet her again!
Nina: What am I saying... there's no way someone like me will get to meet her again...
Nina: ...Still, this gossip article right here. It says that Eleven might be Euphemia-sama's lover. What a horrid thing to say... I've never heard of anything more slanderous! But if it is true... Oh, this photo of the both of them really gets on my nerves. Ah, there's a marker over here. *Kyu, kyu, kyu, kyu.* (Sound of someone writing with a marker)
*Kyukyukyu. Kyukyukyukyukyu.*
*Sound of door opening*
Suzaku: Oh...? You're the only one here today?
Nina: ...! ...Eeek!!
Suzaku: I-I'm sorry. Um, I'm just here to get the report. I'll be out in a second.
Nina: Ah, wai...
Suzaku: Hmm? You want me to wait?
Nina: I...
Suzaku: There's something you'd like to ask me? What is it?
Nina: Eu...
Suzaku: ...About Princess Euphemia?
Nina: ...
Suzaku: I'm sorry, did I get you wrong?
Nina: ...
Suzaku: I got it right, but you're angry anyway?
Nina: A-are you two lovers?
Suzaku: I'm her Knight, Her Highness's loyal Knight. The rumours just won't leave it at that, however. I swore fealty to Her Highness, from the bottom of my heart, and...
Nina: Do you... meet her everyday?
Suzaku: Well, yes...
Nina: ... I see.
Nina: Her friend, her friend... I am Euphemia-sama's friend...
Suzaku: Say, are you not feeling well? You alright?
Nina: Friends and lovers... which are more important to you?
Suzaku: What's this, all of a sudden...? Friends and lovers -- can you really place any one of them above the other?
Nina: Lelouch is your friend, right?
Suzuaku: Yes, and a very important one at that... But if you're asking me to choose between Lelouch and Euphemia-sama, I can't do it.
Nina: ...You said Euphemia-sama.... I knew it...!
Suzaku: Ah, dam-- I mean, I was just going with the flow of the conversation!
Nina: ....
Suzaku: Um, I'll be off now! Hey, scissors are difficult to use with that backhand grip, yeah? Later!
[In case you are wondering, yes she was about to stab him with the scissors. XD]
Bokura no Hibi ~5th Period Hour~
- Takes place after the Euphemia / Nina meeting in episode 20.
Nina: Euphemia-sama... Euphemia-sama remembered me. Even, even though I was there together with her for only a fleeting moment.
Nina: Not only that, oh, what a wonderful ring it has to it. "She is my friend!" My friend... my friend... I'll burn it into my memory and replay it for another hundred million times. Friend... yes, that's why she allowed me into her room in the palace... and even went so far as to lend me her clothes... I must have them dry-cleaned and returned to her! But... I don't want to return them. Oh, but when I do I might be able to meet her again!
Nina: What am I saying... there's no way someone like me will get to meet her again...
Nina: ...Still, this gossip article right here. It says that Eleven might be Euphemia-sama's lover. What a horrid thing to say... I've never heard of anything more slanderous! But if it is true... Oh, this photo of the both of them really gets on my nerves. Ah, there's a marker over here. *Kyu, kyu, kyu, kyu.* (Sound of someone writing with a marker)
*Kyukyukyu. Kyukyukyukyukyu.*
*Sound of door opening*
Suzaku: Oh...? You're the only one here today?
Nina: ...! ...Eeek!!
Suzaku: I-I'm sorry. Um, I'm just here to get the report. I'll be out in a second.
Nina: Ah, wai...
Suzaku: Hmm? You want me to wait?
Nina: I...
Suzaku: There's something you'd like to ask me? What is it?
Nina: Eu...
Suzaku: ...About Princess Euphemia?
Nina: ...
Suzaku: I'm sorry, did I get you wrong?
Nina: ...
Suzaku: I got it right, but you're angry anyway?
Nina: A-are you two lovers?
Suzaku: I'm her Knight, Her Highness's loyal Knight. The rumours just won't leave it at that, however. I swore fealty to Her Highness, from the bottom of my heart, and...
Nina: Do you... meet her everyday?
Suzaku: Well, yes...
Nina: ... I see.
Nina: Her friend, her friend... I am Euphemia-sama's friend...
Suzaku: Say, are you not feeling well? You alright?
Nina: Friends and lovers... which are more important to you?
Suzaku: What's this, all of a sudden...? Friends and lovers -- can you really place any one of them above the other?
Nina: Lelouch is your friend, right?
Suzuaku: Yes, and a very important one at that... But if you're asking me to choose between Lelouch and Euphemia-sama, I can't do it.
Nina: ...You said Euphemia-sama.... I knew it...!
Suzaku: Ah, dam-- I mean, I was just going with the flow of the conversation!
Nina: ....
Suzaku: Um, I'll be off now! Hey, scissors are difficult to use with that backhand grip, yeah? Later!
[In case you are wondering, yes she was about to stab him with the scissors. XD]