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[thekidsare0kay]

[Sollux looks like he hasn't slept in three days. His eyes are sort of shiny and far-off and he's got a manic sort of grin on his face

He holds up a copy of Portal 2. He finished Portal 1 yesterday after a sixteen hour solid playing session. He's thinking in portals now.]Fuck that bitch and her shitty imaginary cake. For thith thweep'th

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[trollsbackwards]

...I regret buying you this shit.

[thekidsare0kay]

What? Why? It'th the betht game!

We should play it together tonight.

[trollsbackwards]

And feed your goddamn addiction? Ha!

[thekidsare0kay]

Come on! You'll like it. It'th all puthhleth and shit, like in the game.

[trollsbackwards]

Like I need a reminder of fucking Sgrub, Sollux.

Now get fucked bathed and come find something to eat or I'll pull the goddamned cord.

[thekidsare0kay]

You wouldn't.

[trollsbackwards]

Are you willing to take that chance?

[thekidsare0kay]

...I'll come if you promithe to play with me after dinner.

[trollsbackwards]

And you have to sleep after.

[thekidsare0kay]

Fiiiiine, fuck you're thuch a luthuth thometimeth.

[trollsbackwards]

It's just that you should listen to your elders, genius.

[thekidsare0kay]

I don't thee why, when I'm the wither.

[trollsbackwards]

After three days of not sleeping or eating? Hahaha, how fucking cute of you.

[thekidsare0kay]

...

[Okay, even in his manic state, he has nothing to say to that]

Thorry, kk...

[trollsbackwards]

I just should have known better.

[thekidsare0kay]

No, no, I like my game! I'm abluting now.

[He's quitting, and going to the ablution block. He doesn't want you to hide his gameeeee]