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[thekidsare0kay]

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[ironicool]

hey

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[thekidsare0kay]

hey!
h0w are y0u, having a g00d adventure?

[ironicool]

fuck no ive had better adventures in the bathtub

[thekidsare0kay]

0h man, that'2 t00 bad.
it'2 been a laugh a minute, here.
y0u're mi22ing a real bulge-bumping party.

[ironicool]

so ive heard
howd vantas take the news

[thekidsare0kay]

why, are y0u nerv0u2?
but 2eri0u2ly, he did a l0t 0f this: O:B
and then he t0ld me he h0ped i knew what i wa2 d0ing.
20 i gue22 we have hi2 appr0val.

[ironicool]

why would i be nervous
hes a dick id rather his disapproval just so i could rub his face in it

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah but he'2 my m0irail, which actually mean2 a l0t t0 me.
lucky f0r y0u, he d0e2n't 0bject.
th0ugh i'm n0t saying i'd nece22arily n0t g0 thr0ugh with it if he th0ught it wa2 a bad idea, i'm 0bligated t0 li2ten.

[ironicool]

hes like the father in law i never wanted

[thekidsare0kay]

what d0e2 that mean?

[ironicool]

means hes a grade a jackass

[thekidsare0kay]

n0 2eri0u2ly, what'2 a father in law?

[ironicool]

means youre my bitch and hes your lusus or something

[thekidsare0kay]

y0u're hilari0u2
i'm t0tally n0t y0ur bitch.

20 when are y0u c0ming back?
i can't wait t0 park y0u 0n my 20fa t0 watch the2e m0vie2 we rented and watch kk gr0wl.

[ironicool]

3 days
72 hours
4320 minutes
259200 seconds
whatd you rent

[thekidsare0kay]

i'm breathle22 with anticipati0n.
man, i ju2t realized that i can actually ju2t tell y0u, becau2e human m0vie title2 are 2tupidly 2h0rt in2tead 0f 2tupidly l0ng.
anyway, we've g0t:
f0ur wedding2 and a funeral
there'2 20mething ab0ut mary
h0w t0 l02e a guy in ten day2
fifty fir2t date2
the wedding 2inger
titanic
uh
20me 0ther2 we haven't watched yet.
human2 are weird, by the way.