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[thekidsare0kay]

[Even Sollux doesn't have perfect control over his gadgetry. Mostly because he has really, really fucking shitty luck

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[ironicool]

[ watching. just... watching. this kismesissitude thing still confuses the hell out of him. ]

... Ampora did that?

[thekidsare0kay]

[Trust me, no one thinks this is normal. Sollux is blushing]

Yeah, he'th a fucking douchebag.

[ironicool]

Is that how black romance or whatever is supposed to work?

[thekidsare0kay]

No, I guethh not. [Grumpy] We're thuppothed to be rivalth. Equalth. But I'm a lowblood and he'th a thea dweller. Doing thith wath like treating me like I'm fucking property.

[ironicool]

Does it hurt?

[thekidsare0kay]

[Duh] Yeah, it hurt when he wath doing it. It doethn't really hurt anymore. Jutht kinda thore.

[ironicool]

So you're fine now?

[thekidsare0kay]

I'm okay, ck, jutht pithhed off. [He searches Dave's expression, which of course, is impossible to read] You okay?

[ironicool]

Yeah. No one cut their freaky symbol into my skin.

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah. Well obviouthly.

I'm getting it fikthed. Thome human chick ith coming over, but I'm not sure what she'th going to do.

[ironicool]

Might've been a ploy and now she's on her way over to touch you inappropriately.

[thekidsare0kay]

Maybe. But I think I can fight her off.

[ironicool]

You sure?

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, my powerth are all charged up again. Or do you think I need your help to fight off a pink-haired human wriggler?

[ironicool]

I've come not to expect much of you. Must've been because of all that carting you around when you were blind. I also haven't seen these powers of yours in action yet, you might be pulling a fast one over me.

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah well, you don't have to cart me around anymore. I can fly and blatht thingth with my eyeth, too, and I can move thingth around with my mind. I never needed a thtrife thpithibuth becauthe everything ith my weapon.

[He grins] But if you want to go back to that club, we could thtill do that.